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James Cottrell 🇺🇸

James Cottrell 🇺🇸

@jkcottrell51

Coach, teacher, veteran, umpire, dog dad, husband, Cajun cook, Louisiana Tech fan and alum. Collector of useless information. Give me Tom Petty and Queen

The Savage Wilds of Illinois Katılım Şubat 2022
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Craig.@bambibristol·
As an experiment I shall spend today ‘only driving downhill whenever possible’… Stay tuned to see if I have to eventually drive up hill to return home.
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@nut_history The ball was touched in fair territory. If the field’s ground rules state that the foul pole(s) are located behind the wall, then that is a home run. That’s the only way you get a home run in this situation. The key question goes to ground rules for the field. I’m okay with it.
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Yall nephew Jeremiah wanted to wear his suit, so | let him wear it to dinner at Benihana-and doesn’t he look good?
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@FeelYouHappy I hope Jeremiah had a great time at dinner. I know he was feeling good about himself. That’s what really counts. Self love and family support. You’re a good man Jeremiah.
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@TheRealDon85 I would like a nice toasted club sandwich with extra bacon. I’d find a comfy chair and use Trump’s rear end for a foot rest. But that’s just me.
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Donhammed Trumpistan
Donhammed Trumpistan@TheRealDon85·
If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@saarloosandsons No sympathy for him. He knew the penalty for arguing a call from video review. He purposely made a choice. Then he compounded it for continuing to argue. He could have walked 500 miles and I wouldn’t feel sorry for him.
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Saarloos + sons@saarloosandsons·
ABSOLUTE LEGEND: I 100% back my Brother on this - If you do something Absurd- like toss him for your bad call - And double down on that bad call:…. In a tight game. In a stadium where the poor design makes you walk across the field to leave…. Fine…. What do you want him to do? Jog? Nope. Walk. Head Held High Shoulders Back 💼 in Hand. That’s a Man That’s a Man who gives a shit about his team. Fights for them. I would have been way more petty… I would have walked the track, the longest way possible…. Got lost 3 times…. Tied my shoes. Each one, Twice…. And thrown a Nixon double peace sign Or thrown a Truman bow… Just : Watch the Umpires- they wouldn’t even look him in the eye… They all turned thier backs You don’t do that if you are right…. You know it. We know it. Walk….. Head Held High Shoulders Back 💼 in Hand. “Your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer” Slow Clap…. 🫡 Respect. Dad would have loved it. Fight for It . Break every bone… Or walk Slow. Make them sit in it. I wish I was there….. I would have walked with you… @KirkSaarloosTCU is a legend - your brother @luptonbeers
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Donald Ball@gesticart·
@AlcatorSK @Suzierizzo1 No, he was too old. Time to pass the torch. I have seen too much of this, old men with an ego who refuse to stop even when it cost their family.
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
What do you want to say to them?
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@DDHitsNukes @11point7 Arguing a video review is an automatic ejection. Any ejection for any reason is a one-game suspension. Looking at this Coach is going to be handed another two or three games from his conference.
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Fake Derek Dietrich@DDHitsNukes·
@11point7 My god these announcers are boring as hell. This isn’t 1985. A suspension for arguing with the umps? That can’t be real right?
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11Point7 College Baseball
Kirk Saarloos has been tossed after a video replay being overturned on a tag at 3rd. Grabbed his leather briefcase and took over a minute walk out to left field gate. Iconic 🤣🤣🤣
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Ronald Rickey@BiggestRonald·
@Lifeinvestmoney Education... Get a Master's or do a 1 yeah PhD program and become a gym teacher or school counselor or principal/vice principal.
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Worst Finance Takes@Lifeinvestmoney·
Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?
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babaearly@Dbabaearly·
@atrupar Americans, is that true, you have to show an ID every time you got to eat? 🤣
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@TheEXECUTlONER_ Umpire needs to be in the wedge at third base extended. Still got the call rights. The exaggerated eye black is illegal according the NFHS, but rarely enforced. It’s an out and not very close at that.
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
This pitcher makes a heck of an effort and takes a cleat to the face. Top of the 7th, 2 outs, bases loaded, up 3-1, tying run on second, series tied 1-1, winner moves on to the third round of the playoffs. Was he safe or out?
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Marty@MartyOqan·
🚨Public opinion poll: In your view, should ABC make the decision to remove Jimmy Kimmel from his current role/show, or allow him to continue. Please share your choice. A. Yes, he should be removed B. No, he should continue Vote now and make your voice heard!
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Darryl@Nawlins48·
@DemBoys2010 @icebagz_ Some of us can't hear. Or can't hear well enough. That's who the fuck. You're welcome.
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Bagz@icebagz_·
Holy shit never seen this before. Bama/Vandy baseball just now.
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Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover·
When your mom’s disturbs you with her horrible singing, but you can’t complain because she’s your treat dealer.
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James Cottrell 🇺🇸@jkcottrell51·
@Darth_Martys Driving a BMW and she feels the need to take a shopping cart? That rear window is going to cost five times the price of the cart.
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Marty 🇺🇸🇿🇦@Darth_Martys·
Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Describe this decor in one word? 👇👇
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Kyle Schass
Kyle Schass@KyleSchass·
Few traditions can stack up with what DBU baseball provides at 7p every night when ‘Taps’ is heard playing at nearby DFW National Cemetery. The Bulldogs & Patriots are scheduled for 6:35p Fri. & will feature play in front of a full Horner Ballpark coming to a complete pause. 🫡
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