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@jkenton

Eagle Scout, PhD, PE for Google Fi & Android. Loyal Little. Born in the Midwest, lost on the east coast. insta: @jeffkenton; signal: jkenton.22

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jeff kenton@jkenton·
@RYP__ MRS Deportato Head... Now SHE was a looker!
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Robert Young Pelton@RYP__·
Performative Fascism requires Mr Deportato Head to not play to the fourth wall. By the way I invented “Mr Deportato Head” and would have had cheap Chinese children’s toys out for cruel MAGA kids out by Christmas….but.
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism

BREAKING NEWS: In an absolutely shocking moment, ICE Director Tom Homan suggests he will start ARRESTING Democratic mayors and governors of sanctuary cities: “wait to see what's coming.” This is absolutely terrifying.

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George Wallace@MrGeorgeWallace·
You only hear about stockings hung by the chimney with care. Shout out to the stockings thrown up there all willy nilly and whatnot.
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
@backwards_river At some point, hopefully soon, the producers of that show will release the full length versions of the "board room" scenes. Without all the same washing that people have done for him, we may have avoided this entire shit show.
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Jeff Nichols🌻
Jeff Nichols🌻@backwards_river·
If case you have forgotten, Trump fired Andrew Dice Clay for not being a team player during the Cupcake Challenge.
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
@WUTangKids I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this... Trump isn't what you might call "Trustworthy," or "Honest," or you know, "likely to pay someone for work they did for him."
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Wu Tang is for the Children
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids·
Wasn’t he supposed to end the war in Ukraine 24hrs after winning the election….what happened to that
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Doc @DocAtCDI·
had a date last night. I really enjoyed it. tongiht I'm gonna try a fig
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Liz Landers@ElizLanders·
Maricopa County has finished counting their ballots!
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@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·
If Lindsey Graham were a type of wine, what would it be named?
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
@r3t2 I am not a Raiders fan. I get no excitement from watching any team get hosed by the refs.
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tw1tter@r3t2·
sure feels like the Raiders are getting hosed by the refs. obviously i want the Steelers to win, but there have been 3-4 big calls in the last 20 minutes that probably should have gone their way and didn't.
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Robert Griffin III@RGIII·
Jayden Daniels will finish what we started and be the Franchise QB the city deserves. @JayD__5 🫡
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TooTallCharlie🇺🇸🇺🇦
TooTallCharlie🇺🇸🇺🇦@MrCharliePearce·
So many chicken littles who have decided they like the sound of their own voice and the attention it can draw. Life’s really more simple.
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
My dog got really activated on our recent walk. Like he gets when there is a bigger dog barking at him as we walk by. No dogs nearby. Verdict: Halloween "ghost" on a clothesline is aggressive to corgis.
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
Update: Yard sign is back. Now says Harris Walz.
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
I am saddened this morning to report that a neighbor's "Presidents are temporary, Wu Tang is Forever" yard sign is missing/gone.
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crunchyrugger
crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·
when i see trump flags while driving, i can only smile. because, you see, i live in NJ so thanks to the electoral college that they all love but don't understand, their vote don't mean a fucking thing. 😀🤣☠️💀
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Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler@hwinkler4real·
GOOD Morning from us
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jeff kenton@jkenton·
@WUTangKids Just be thankful they are not smarter. Imagine the trouble they could cause then.
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Wu Tang is for the Children
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids·
LMAO good thing Mark isn’t the owner of the Mavericks anymore and cashed out for $3.5B….joke is on the new owner Miriam Adelson that gave Trump $100M
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crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·
I made it to 58 (as of 9/17) but I won’t make it to 59. I am getting Zoey‘s nose and paw prints tattooed on me on December 5th- the anniversary of her passing. 🌈❤️‍🩹
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