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It imported millions of people who think 9/11 was good. That’s how.

I’ve done a lot of deals with celebs during my time at Levi’s. I never offered the biggest ($) just the best and most authentic partnership. Which is what I can do here. We’d always have your back, Sophie. We’d say “less caution” not more. Say it and say it loud. 💪

He’s back because nationally, socialist candidates are being exposed for the radicals they truly are, and Zohran is their pitchman for “aw shucks, we just like having social security and a fire department.” But it’s not playing in the heartland.

@peterbakernyt @whca Lol. Have you tried crying about it?

Have been a member of the @whca almost continuously since the 1990s. Our mission is to defend the First Amendment rights of White House correspondents to report on the president without fear or favor. Unfortunately last night did not advance that cause. Time to rethink the dinner.

@KeenanPeachy They coulda waited until her forehead zit went away.

Starting to understand why he took his time getting home

If you can spare something. Chill is a great gal!

Democrats: Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman. Trump: Kaitlan Collins looks like Dylan Mulvaney. Democrats: How dare Trump compare Kaitlan Collins to an ugly man!

This would be fabulous.

@katep08 @heckyessica Ha, I thought of the exact same thing!

@heckyessica Don't forget Cookie Monster! youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO9…

my son’s version of the abc’s: abcd…normal letters…tuvwxy and BUTT

The GOAT. Nobody does it better.

If anyone can get me in touch with him once he’s better, I will gladly throw a massive welcome party. Let him meet a couple thousand new friends here in the Free State of Florida…

Magnificent!!!!

@bostonwriter Just get it. Live a little. 🚘

I… I need this. I shudder to think how much it must cost, but I need this. What’s the going black market rate for a healthy kidney?

Is the @ACLU anywhere to be found on the Shiloh Hendrix persecution? Almost as if they only exist to promote the interest of gay race communism, and not civil liberties.

The Shiloh Hendrix case isn't even a close call or a grey area. She was charged and convicted of a crime for saying a word. If that's not a violation of the First Amendment, nothing is. This is one of the most straight forward free speech issues we've seen in a long time.

Awww....❤️

Historical illiteracy and inaccuracy, bent to the purposes of the moment, is a feature not a bug with this crew. I call it "stupiganda."

@patrickbetdavid Mamdani is doing this, just without all the messy planes and fireballs.

Consequences of this policy: - More money leaves your state - More jobs leave your state - No incentive for the wealthy to buy a property in NYC - Property value drops - More construction workers lose jobs - Realtors lose income. What’s your point with this policy?

A quick health update... A month back, I had a mega chemo blast followed by the reintroduction of my own healthy stem cells into my blood stream. After an unexpected hospital stay and a rougher recovery than expected (a month of nonstop nausea is deeply unpleasant), yesterday I had my 30-day post-transplant tests. Good news: my body fully reintegrated my good stem cells, my white blood cell and platelet counts have already returned to the healthy range, and the nausea finally (finally!) relented. So, in about 2 months, they'll do more tests of my blood and bone marrow, see if any cancer cells remain, then recommend some form of maintenance plan, likely a mild medication regimen. God willing, it looks like I'm through the worst of it. Just need to work on getting my appetite back, exercise to counter the deep fatigue, and ... paying the freaking bills! For those interested how to help with that, here's a link, which I shared once shortly after my diagnosis last November. The main thing I need, of course, is any and all prayers you care to offer. Since the start, they've made a huge and noticeable difference. THANK YOU. gofundme.com/f/ukz26-suppor…

@exjon Continued prayers for you. I have a real good feeling about your recovery. 🙏

My Birthday Gave Me Cancer I didn’t know if I would mention this publicly, but I keep getting questions about my health. Let’s just say it’s been an interesting few months. In mid-September, my lower back hurt, so my primary doc signed me up for physical therapy. I kept up with that for four appointments until my back couldn’t take it anymore. Insurance finally approved an MRI in mid-October and found two bulging disks in my lower back. After a few unfruitful Urgent Care and ER visits, on Nov. 5, insurance finally approved a spine specialist to give me epidural shots to those disks, which should have taken care of the issue. Instead, my back kept feeling worse. Throughout October, I could barely leave the house except for doctors’ appointments. By the start of November, I could barely leave the bed. They scheduled a second set of epidurals, but I finally got an appointment with a top neurologist. That was Friday, Nov. 21, my birthday, and the neurologists soon figured out it wasn’t just bulging discs. She immediately checked me in to the hospital next door and they ran every kind of test you can think of. (That neurologist was the only one who found it odd I’d lost 30 lbs. in 2-3 months.) After several hours, the ER doc informed me I had cancer running up and down my spine which had now moved into my ribs. The cancer probably came from somewhere else (like the colon, lungs, etc.), so it was basically all over my body. Understandably, I thought I’d be dead in a month or two. Tests continued and by Saturday, Nov. 22, a large team of doctors had a pow-wow and began to think I had multiple myeloma, a rare blood cancer that targets individual bones. They had only found two tumors – one that had completely destroyed a thoracic vertebra in my back, and one in a neck (cervical) vertebra. Turns out The Big C didn’t have me down yet. First thing Monday, Nov. 24, the neurologist performed a five-hour surgery to remove the thoracic tumor, then inserted rods and a cage to connect the vertebrae above and below it. While he was in there, he took a bone biopsy. That tricky bit of business went perfectly. Surgeon’s a rock star. On Tuesday, Nov. 25, he performed the second surgery to fix my neck, which also went great. And on Wednesday, a bone marrow biopsy was taken from my hip. Since then, it’s been a whole lot of pain, trippy meds, and fitting me for custom neck and braces. With those braces, I’ve been able to stand and shuffle around a bit, sit upright a few times (which I hadn’t done since October), and even write this little missive. As it stands now, I should be moved tomorrow to an acute rehab facility, where I’ll have about 7-10 days to build strength and regain the ability to do common tasks. Then I’ll get chemo via injections/pills, a method that is unlikely to cause hair loss and other common symptoms. According to my oncologist and many other experts, multiple myeloma currently has some of the best outcomes for cancer treatments right now. (They still think that’s the type I have and the bone marrow results should confirm/reject that idea soon.) All I can ask for is your prayers and whole lot of them. They’ve made a big difference. Thank you.