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@GigaBasedDad Women in particular can be so nasty. If your home isn't up to scratch you know you'll be the topic of catty conversation when you're not around. It happens all the time. Particularly from the seemingly most upstanding and "Godly" women you know. Sad really.

LOL yup

@AngryCitizenxx Hold on to the feeling and remember it when times get tough.

I can't believe I got sober. I tried so hard for so long and then boom, it just happened. It's a nice feeling.

@KonstantinKisin How wonderful!

I've been quieter than normal in recent weeks. For a very good reason: konstantinkisin.com/p/why-you-have…

@awamzzz Looks like guttate psoriasis

¿Alguien sabe por qué salen estas vainitas en la piel?

@rousinar I would have switched seats. Yes I paid for it but it's nice to be kind. Why stew in your self-righteous juices? And sitting 10 hours next to a toddler? Worth the switch.

@TheJoeySwoll Even Kevin O'Leary recommends packing your lunch!

This “unpopular opinion" is just ridiculous. My fiancée is a firefighter paramedic for the LAFD. She packs a lunch along with first responders, blue collar workers, and many people trying to save money/eat healthy. Are they not real jobs? 🤔

@ClownWorld Laura who?

@xcamilachica Instead they talk insufferabley about themselves for two hours.

There are women who will talk for hours without gossiping even once about other people. They talk about their goals, their interests, their fears, their routines, their past, their desires, but not a single moment do they talk about others. I did not think this was possible. I did not know healthy women who avoided gossip existed, but they do. It truly is so refreshing to talk to someone for hours about life & not once need to mention others in the conversation.

@BillboardChris Law enforcement don't get paid enough.

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.

@saniyafatma1278 Housecoat or dressing gown

My grandma used to call her robe a “housecoat.” Did anyone else hear that growing up?

@Amelia558rs I love how refined and elegant most of them look

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

@Wanderer071189 @thechosenberg Exactly this.

@thechosenberg Way too worried about "what the other guys will think." Especially since the other guys are all thinking "aww, lucky guy got a wife who gives a damn about him."

You gotta be a real miserable sack of shit to be embarrassed by this

@Notwokenow I loooove Henry Cavill. But I'm sure that 18 year old me would have swooned for Timothee.

Women who think Timothée Chalamet is more attractive than Henry Cavill have cats, not husbands or boyfriends. Cavill is the quintessential sexy, masculine man. Chalamet looks like his gf carries his 🥜 in her purse.

@megynkelly Stop this Megyn. You're being childish. Take a step back. Reflect. Ben is not the enemy here. Do better.

Poor little Ben - and I do mean little - desperate for me to protect him. Can you imagine being this emasculated? Sad.

@DerrickEvans4WV He's just steadying himself as they walk. I'm no fan of theirs but this is kind of a reach.

🚨 WATCH: Bill Clinton places a hand on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder during a public appearance, prompting reactions after she doesn’t respond.

@abbydphillip Do better moving forward.

I want to correct something I said last night. The bombs thrown in New York City over the weekend by ISIS inspired attackers was thrown into a crowd of anti-Muslim protestors and not specifically targeted at Mayor Mamdani. That wording was inaccurate and I didn’t catch it ahead of time. I apologize for the error.

@piersmorgan He's right Piers. You've become the Jerry Springer of current affairs shows.

You won’t ever be doing my show again, in any capacity.

@WillowFairy25 Not really. I find him highly credible and found the post hilarious.

Pompous man makes unnecessary comments about his subjective disgust at some women’s appearance, then prattles on with intelligent sounding but intellectually and factually barren post prattling on about something (else 👀) he’s ignorant of. Because “Radical feminism has inculcated in Western Camel Toe Karens that it is unacceptable for "toxic men" to criticize anything about women.” Complete idiot. I actually know my radical feminists from my liberal feminists so his wrongness annoys me. Again. Mate, what you said was sh*tty. If you’d said something like that about black people you’d be called out. It wasn’t “flippant” - as proved by your now apparent need to go on about camel toes again. I also know it’s partially about class. I know you think the women you saw were trashy and it offended thine learned eye but oh dear good please stop broadcasting your snobbishness and just once perhaps admit you were in fact… being a d*ck.

@fashionistaera Monica looks healthy and normal.

Demi Moore is 63 & Monica Bellucci is 61, yet they come across so different. Monica looks confident, comfortable, & proud of how she’s aging.She carries herself with such ease. With Demi,there’s insecurity to constant reinvent.Ironically, all the surgeries makes her look older!

@mrmikeMTL I talk to my dog

do you talk to yourself? Be honest