Johnny Loftus

@Ortley88 It runs in the family I guess @katieeex12

@jlofty17 Just wondering why you’re concerned being a penn state guy

Maybe Duke’s freshmen will have better luck next year. #3seniorsstart

@Ortley88 We’re in the Big10....

@jlofty17 And I don’t see Penn State on the schedule

@Ortley88 You better hope he doesn’t

@jlofty17 2) is Zion gonna even play?

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.

I will never trust the hammock crowd at college. I'm all for leisure and all for hammocks. Putting in the effort to set one up? You're an alien. I can't trust you.

This is a picture of PSU east halls in the 1960s.....this picture could have been taken yesterday they ain’t renovated in decades 😭😭😭

See you soon MN. #FlyEaglesFly

Trump’s EPA just ended a key policy under the Clean Air Act. Here are a few of the pollutants you will be breathing more of as a result: Asbestos Arsenic Benzene Chloroform Cyanide Formaldehyde Lead Mercury If you're panicking about this, try to not take a deep breath.

Tim Allen murdered Santa Claus in a movie and we're all just okay with it.

STEM Major:I hope your finals go well. Liberal Arts Major:You too, friend. Hydroflask Owner:No I mean it you guys. I put ice in this thing 8 years ago and ITS STILL ICE COLD. You HAVE to get one.

Joe Harper scores a beauty! Full Highlights of Southern Regional’s 5-1 win over Central on JSZ. 🏒🎥 WATCH:👉 jerseysportszone.com/southern-regio…

My ailing father - 93 years old, a victim & defeater of Nazism, a right-wing Orthodox Jew - was asked by the physician in the emergency room, seeking to ascertain his cognitive state: "Who's the President?" My dad: "You don't want to know". Jeez, I love my dad.

Murderers’ Row: 2018 @Yankees

Yeah guys, they took Sunny off of Netflix. A real kick in the dick. Hopefully we’ll be back. It’s out of my hands though. In the meantime: Hulu.

This is what's on Patagonia's home page right now.

the human. bought a device. for my bowl. that forces me. to eat slower. do they not understand. that eating at an extreme pace. is the one thing. i truly excel at