Josh Means

@TheDunkCentral @GrantAfseth All of their names are surprising if nobody knows who they are

The Washington Wizards are reportedly willing to trade some ‘surprising names’ in an effort to move up to the No. 2 pick, per @GrantAfseth “Holding picks No. 6 and 18 in the first round, the Wizards have explored trade-up scenarios in hopes of securing one of the top backcourt prospects, league sources told RG. Washington has made multiple offers to teams in the top five in an effort to land either Dylan Harper or Jeremiah Fears, even being willing to part with surprising names to move up to No. 2 overall. Thus far, those attempts have been rebuffed.” (Via rg.org/news/basketbal…)

Roast Fest at Punch Line Sac 3/1 + 3/2 Get your tickets quick 🔥

@NBA2KMyTEAM Someone on Xbox

Who will be the King of the Court today? 👑

@boogreal @TheDunkCentral He’s not even top 15 in anything except turnovers and 3 point attempts (but not percentage) there’s no way this is a solid case even if they were winning

Jordan Poole believes he should make the All-Star Game this season after having a breakout year “I definitely think that I’m an All-Star. I play at an All-Star level. A lot of it can be political and situational. But performance wise, I think that I’m an All-Star.” (Via @MarkG_Medina / bit.ly/42roysJ)

@NBA2K Already expired smh

Let's keep it going 🙌 First 50 people to enter this code in #NBA2K25 will get 25K VC! Void where prohibited.

Some are saying I’m the king of crowd work! Come see me on the road! Where should I perform in 2025?

@luisjgomez I included you in my dumb video about it

Comedians piling onto Tony should be ashamed. We make jokes. That’s what we do! Also most of the comics talking shit are terrible comedians who don’t actually work.

@mikerainey82 It was Jordan’s last year with the Bulls against my hometown Sacramento Kings. Really cool first experience

Do you remember your 1st sporting event? What stood out about it? I went to Phillies vs. Expos at The Vet in like ‘82 and we sat in the upper deck. Felt like I was gonna fall onto the field.

@GinoTheBoy I was playing that for a week straight and saw Robert Omoto at a show and bowed to him lmao

Playing Ghosts of Tsushima at 1am got me feeling like I was born in the wrong generation fr and my true calling is being a samurai for Japan in the year 1274

Every Skankfest is like comedy fantasy camp where I get to meet more and more of my heroes. Some of them even aren’t horrified by me.

@DFS_D0E Top 5 on the Celtics?

Jaylen Brown is a top 5 player???? Each day, we stray further from God’s light.

@bretthuff22 Damn you for making me think this was real 😭😭

Woj: The Sacramento Kings have signed forward Harry Giles III to a 2-Way contract.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

@luisjgomez It’s Shane Gillis, and Harrington fighting Lemaire? 👀

I’m boxing another comedian at #SkankfestVegas! Announcing Monday! Who do you think it could be?

@JamarMalachi Sacramento or SF

Jamar bout to go on tour. Where am I coming? Oh yeah I need a cool tour name too.

Our silly little roast show sold out at @PunchLineSac last night. Shout out to @jmeanz for growing this show over 6 years and letting me be a part of it! We’re back this Wednesday at @CobbsComedyClub

@JamarMalachi Take me with you

Hmmm how do I move to Austin fr fr 🤔

Stoked for Michael Malone. Awesome.

Comedians are forever