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For some reason my mom started talking about King Julien but forgot his name so she said “the prime minister of Madagascar”

haters will see your bug ass in a rug and say "He is not snug"

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

Just gets fucking *yeeeeeted*

seeing roadkill is something that constantly fucks me up. it profoundly sucks that animals who didn’t evolve in the presence of machines going 100 mph just routinely get levelled because we can’t be bothered to block off roads and make safe under/overpasses for wildlife.

maybe if u were silly enough, u would get to meet my inner goose. but ur not.

Queens of Dragonstone.

this is the best costume ive ever seen

Neither AFAB nor AMAB, but a secret third thing (ACAB)

And he's only 22. Yet people wanna act like the content these young men are consuming aren't having an affect on the way they view women...

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

Yes, republicans are famously pro-choice.

my heart

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements