john mitchell

@GraceMcDunnough 100% (or minus 600% or 450%) stealing.

Feeling Darwin today - in all the ways.

I found out I was cheated on at an REO Speedwagon concert I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who heard it from another she'd been messing around...😟

Bold strategy for Miami to leave freshman in for all 9 runs. Canes have only played 2 games this weekend.

NINE NOTHING SOUTHERN MISS IN THE 1ST 😬😬

@KristiNoem visiting your state and looking for a good river or lake to swim in near or between Sioux Falls and Sioux City.

@RodmanAi DS

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@venturetwins This is fascinating.

ChatGPT refuses to say the name “David Mayer,” and no one knows why. If you try to get it to write the name, the chat immediately ends. People have attempted all sorts of things - ciphers, riddles, tricks - and nothing works.

Coughing with the flu is an underrated ab workout.

Well that stressed the f out of me. #Braves

I call this “atlanta rat in repose”

@markjburns88 Wow

Purchased Twitter Blue on March 24 and since then, Tweet impressions have dropped off of a cliff vs. the prior 6 months. Oct. 2022-14.9 million impressions Nov. 2022-2.88 million Dec. 2022-10.1 million Jan. 2023-2.2 million Feb. 2023-9.4 million March 2023-2.3 million April 2023 (to date)-315,000

@Beyond_I_Do Guffawed out loud

Hrm...before Halloween maybe?

@wesblog Even after COVID and the adoption of codes it’s weird.

What type of person jumps up to scan a QR code during a commercial?

@tpmcghee This is so amazing.

There’s only one Dunkin commercial with an Affleck worth watching. youtu.be/FSvNhxKJJyU

What the hell does Kevin McCarthy have in front of him? Different shots? #StateOfTheUnion

Fun fact about me: i love drinking during the state of the union. No matter who is in power. #StateOfTheUnion

@BillKristol Yes. It just isn’t that hard.

6. That's what a loyal opposition would say. END

A short thread: What if we had a Republican Party that behaved like a loyal opposition? What if leading Republicans in Congress, and prominent Republicans who'd served in the previous administration, cared more about weakening President Xi than attacking President Biden?

Every time I hear “in a nutshell” I think of Austin Powers.

@JonahDispatch Hahahaha. Breaking news indeed.

BREAKING

@wardintheATL @SlackHQ This is amazing.

@GraceMcDunnough Valid point.

@jmitchell Guess that’s more important than …that other stuff.

I feel pretty confident in saying Tom Brady might have a good career. #mnf