AVFC - The Obsession

Ye brought out Lauryn Hill as a special guest to perform "All Falls Down" at SoFi Stadium tonight 🤯

@_yxan14 @bennufc_18 What about if Villa get CL

@bennufc_18 if you get Europa we can replace Spurs with Newcastle in the Big 6

They have less league titles than WHO WHO AND WHO?

@totalchels1905 @CFCDaily @KieranMaguire We all know that Chelsea won’t get anything for this, they’ll spend another £300 mill in the summer. Meanwhile if we sign any player that’s worth above £10 mill we can’t spend for the next 3 years. How does this work?

@CFCDaily @KieranMaguire YESSS THE CLUB IS FALLING DOWN!! COME ON ARES!!!

🚨This is a Premier League RECORD… [@KieranMaguire]

@V0ice_OfReason7 @clockendsniper @afonso_fonsie Nah because in January we were 3rd and here it says predicted 10th. Now I think we will finish 10th but not back then.

@clockendsniper @afonso_fonsie This was defo there opta table from like January not August, everyone had Liverpool 1st - we haven’t forgot

Anyone who believes Sky predicted Liverpool down in 3rd, Arsenal to win the league and Sunderland to finish 9th at the start of the season is sniffing glue

Goals from Moussa Diaby and Ezri Konsa earned Aston Villa a 2-0 win over Wolverhampton Wanderers #OnThisDay in 2024 😍  #AVFC

@LightRayAAA @mcg__riddle @Banger_Smurf I started out as a baby faced monster

@mcg__riddle @Banger_Smurf twenty plus years of selling johnson and johnson

I find it funny and kind of sad that this will forever be the only thing this movie is known for

@Johnwil62963441 @IrelandFootball Already been cheated out of a World Cup 17 years ago, no harm to get a bit of luck now

@IrelandFootball Cheating leprechauns, hope you get beat now.

19' | Troy gives us the lead from the spot! 🇨🇿 0-1 🇮🇪

@blanch_COYS @Lilywhite_Rose @Ekremkonur Yep, the food chain has proved that spurs are much better than us!

@Lilywhite_Rose @Ekremkonur Villa can’t afford an Easter egg 😭

🚨🆕 #Tottenham Interest in Tottenham’s young midfielder Archie Gray is heating up. 🟣 Aston Villa → confirmed, transfer almost certain if Spurs are relegated. 🔴 Manchester United & Chelsea → monitoring closely. 💰 Potential fee: £45-55M.

Anyone else’s X completely broken?

@News_FC26 Literally put him in an SBC on Monday 😭😭

Extinct... For 99 Dribbling 😳

Early Troy Parrott goal before 80 minutes of heroic backs to the wall

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

Amadou Onana vs West ham United x.com/FollwoSajaj6vx…

We will be taking up a larger section of 100 seats in R7 block for the Sunderland and Bologna fixtures. If you’d like to join us for either or both games and help create an atmosphere DM us ASAP #avfc #1897Group #UTV

@ejiroafc @12_AVFC STILL GOT 2 MONTHS TO WAIT HOLDDDDD

@jmoisgr8 @12_AVFC

another cup thrown away, what’s the fucking point

@AVFCOfficial SHIT GUY FINALLY SCORED

💥 OLLIE WATKINSSSS 💥

@AVFCOfficial If we don’t get a second we lose

Let's pick it back up, lads ▶️ #AVLWHU

@rdmavfc Not to alarm you but the person in front of you has an apple for a head

why is the smoking area at villa park threatening me

@k1lldrew @olii_avfc We won’t actually

@olii_avfc go beat West Ham like good boys

2 months ago they said this. Today they rely on us to win. #avfc #utv

@AVFCOfficial TIELEMANSSSS ON THE BENVH

This afternoon's starters ✊ #AVLWHU