joanne allenby

@callmeMizuko 19

99.9% will fail..!! How many 4's did you see..??

@ohhanxiety Marjorie and Josephine

@Seanrobertz @MartinSLewis @Ofcom O2 are absolutely outrageous. I can barely get a signal anywhere if I’m away from home. They told me an e sim would rectify the issue. I smell BS

@MartinSLewis @Ofcom Will show o2 this the next time I moan about no signal, I’m sure they think we make it up.

Im being told I crashed @Ofcom's website last night by suggesting people try its Map My Mobile tool, which shows which network has the strongest signal in & out of your home. Its back up and running here... ofcom.org.uk/mobile-coverag… (do feed in to it if u disagree with its map)

Guys it hasn’t stopped raining for 24 hours, call it day get the tree up and pour a baileys 🎄 we are where we are 😅🎅🏼 #britishsummer

@lmdod92 😂😂 debating it…. And I don’t even put a tree up haha xx

To all my Twitterati, or whatever X followers are called now, if you need insurance, avoid @OCInsuranceUK over 5 hours and a similar number of calls to change a number plate and cancel a policy. Don't bother with their Portal, it's hopeless and you're are charged handsomely.

@lyndseydoddy Don’t think I can watch this one. I don’t like the presenters. 😢

I don’t think that the kids of 2023 understand the velocity of Big Brother in the early days 😂 it was our only source of reality tv that EVERYONE watched & some huge stars were made…scared they’ll ruin it with the new series but 🤞🏼we have an amazing series ahead of us! #BBuk

@simonharris_mbd They were going to cover her costs so she wouldn’t have been out of pocket. She got exposure anyway and didn’t have to do the work, so she’s a winner really. That’s the way of the world now. People with large followings can make or break your business with their socials.

@13thDukeofWmbm Hahaha. Oldy but goody xx

A solid Puffin, hilario 🤣

@willmarr1234 Is your profile in a high viz jacket?

@joallenby I can't DM you on here. Iv only got one ticket left and I'm based in Sunderland. If you msg me on Facebook i can tell you the price.

@willmarr1234 How much please and where are you located?

@joallenby It is yes

@dodgson_sally @fesshole What has misogyny got to do with it?? We say it often in our office as a bit of fun. Male or female!! I have a fun print next to my front door saying the words. It’s just a bit of fun. 🥱 🙄

@fesshole Aawwww bitter about your own life, so raising the misogyny game. What heavy projection.

There's an awful woman at work who only works three days a week. I take great delight in saying "See you next Tuesday" to her every Thursday when I leave, knowing that she doesn't realise the true meaning of the saying.

@roanne77 @JamesArthur23 😂😂 naughty

@JamesArthur23 ❤️🖤🧡 Tell Me What You’re Running From… oh, wait… wrong J, Nevermind 😂

Can’t believe it was.. A Year Ago I was here writing the new songs. 📸: James Kellegher

@lyndseydolphin @JamesArthur23 It’s brilliant isn’t it. I cried throughout it and you’re right with it being on our doorstep it’s a little more poignant xx

Just sat down with Dan and watched @JamesArthur23 #outofourminds documentary and wow what an amazing, brave thing to do and I can imagine it has helped so many people. Had us both In tears, think with it being filmed so locally too, fantastic and well done James ❤️

@BBCLauraKT Why try to make it something it isn’t?? The stuff was in his way. He was on tv at the most important time of his life. He had a duty to do and they were hindering his professionalism. Go crawl back under the rock you work from. He is The King now. Show some respect!!

"The servant must clear my desk for me. I can't be expected to move things."

What a glow up!! 🔥

THE WAIT IS NEARLY OVER! Everything Changes is out TOMORROW! 🥺 This song holds so much nostalgia for me and I can’t wait for you ALL to hear it. Pre-save link in bio! I love you all! ❤️

@chrismearle Yes mine was Johnny Depp. I have had to unfollow him