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joaointech

@joaointech

• Builder 👨‍💻 🇵🇹 • Internet Capital Markets

Lisbon, Portugal Katılım Aralık 2020
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joaointech@joaointech·
O preço das casas em Portugal está tão absurdo que comecei a fazer vídeos no TikTok a mandar propostas ridículas para imóveis no OLX. Nos últimos 6 dias: - 100.000+ visualizações / dia - centenas de agentes imobiliários irritados - e descobri que 99% do país também acha que os preços estão absurdos. Criei uma plataforma onde automatizamos propostas agressivas para imóveis completamente fora da realidade, e notificamos toda a gente quando alguém aceita uma. irrealista.pt Registem o vosso email para receberem uma notificação quando alguém aceitar uma proposta.
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Grant@Grantblocmates·
@yo_itsmatt @superteam @ShipyardPRT have been doing incredible work and has gone relatively unnoticed if I am honest If anyone gets that gig it should be them; a lot of thankless work has gone into that and they're great guys
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joaointech@joaointech·
The dangerous part about AI isn’t the models. It’s the gap between software automation and real-world infrastructure. AI can replace millions of jobs today. But robots still can’t grow food, repair cities, transport goods, or run supply chains at scale. That gap is where economic chaos happens. x.com/TFTC21/status/…
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His Dudeness
His Dudeness@itsallgoodmanx·
@joaointech Para a próxima arranjas umas muletas para o gajo do Uber
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joaointech@joaointech·
Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.
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miscella
miscella@testai111·
@joaointech What will you do ? You will resell them at a higher price ? Thats the goal ?
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joaointech
joaointech@joaointech·
Para quem não percebeu, isto foi uma passagem à cena sobre o ensaio sobre a cegueira
joaointech@joaointech

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

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joaointech@joaointech·
Thank you Elon Musk Just cracked the X algorithm with claude code
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joaointech@joaointech·
@jvpmamede That’s not exit liquidity, price already 3xed my entry
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João Mamede
João Mamede@jvpmamede·
@joaointech Talking about exit liquidity, pagaste o dobro por um relógio que nem sequer é de uma edição limitada…upsy
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Geist@Geist254·
@joaointech good job , was it 40 pieces in colombo or not? 😂
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joaointech@joaointech·
@midwestema Fico feliz por contribuir para a estabilidade emocional da população portuguesa.
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Ema 🇵🇸
Ema 🇵🇸@midwestema·
Às vezes eu acho que a minha vida está uma merda mas há sempre alguém nesta rede social que me faz sentir melhor
joaointech@joaointech

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

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joaointech@joaointech·
@tttripsy Mas um boneco com operações logísticas eficientes.
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joaointech@joaointech·
@danielcapitaooo E percebo parcialmente o ponto. Mas honestamente o tweet era mais uma observação sobre comportamento humano e escassez artificial
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Daniel Capitão
Daniel Capitão@danielcapitaooo·
É por gente desta que o mundo está literalmente na m*rda. Vocês sugam toda a diversão e paixão das coisas, por querer tornam tudo em investimentos para lucrar e fazer dinheiro com quem tem verdadeiramente gosto pelo artigo. Hope y'all rot in hell.
joaointech@joaointech

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

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joaointech@joaointech·
@DiogoGTB Foi literalmente gestão de operações com recurso a outsourcing.
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Diogo
Diogo@DiogoGTB·
Já experimentaram ir trabalhar ou assim?
joaointech@joaointech

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

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joaointech@joaointech·
@Marques_Joao0 A verdadeira experiência social foi descobrir que basta existir escassez e Portugal transforma imediatamente qualquer sistema numa battle royale burocrática 😭
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João Marques🇵🇹🤝❤️💙
João Marques🇵🇹🤝❤️💙@Marques_Joao0·
Não sei o que é pior: O gajo pagar a outro para guardar o lugar na fila (pelo menos aqui ambos ficam a ganhar) Aproveitarem-se de uma lei de prioridade no atendimento, que talvez abranja demasiados serviços, para furar a fila inteira para comprar um artigo de "luxo"
joaointech@joaointech

Yesterday I pulled up to Colombo in Lisbon at like 6 pm for the AP x Swatch Royal Pop drop. I was around #78 in line… so I literally paid Uber Eats guys to hold my spot while I went home to sleep 😭 10am comes. Store opens. Chaos. Only ~40 pieces available and suddenly Portugal’s “priority queue” law activated: pregnant women elderly people parents with kids random “injured” dudes appearing out of nowhere A whole SECOND queue spawned and basically cleaned out the entire stock before the original line even moved. End of the story, at least i bought it to someone paying 2x the price.

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joaointech
joaointech@joaointech·
@Rucas1972 The Uber Eats outsourcing strategy may have created negative spiritual consequences, yes.
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Rui Silva
Rui Silva@Rucas1972·
@joaointech Se calhar não devias ter metido o gajo do Uber Eats na fila... O karma é lixado.
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