Jo Coombs

I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Back To The Future @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

@AdamCSharp @Payperback Klapperschlange is my favour it means Rattlesnake. And then Schmetterling for butterfly but you already have that one. My English mum randomly uses vorsichtig instead of careful in normal English sentences.

@Payperback Agreed. These are my top ten favourite German words to say aloud... 10. Wackeldackel 9. Kuddelmuddel 8. Umgebung 7. Schnickschnack 6. Schmetterling 5. Antibabypille 4. Muckefuck 3. Dudelsack 2. Krimskrams 1. Dingsbums

One of my favourite German words is Muffel (a grumpy person). It’s used in compound words such as Morgenmuffel (‘person that hates mornings’) and Krawattenmuffel (‘person that hates wearing ties,’ or ‘tie grouch’). I suggest English adopts Muffel to make the following compounds…

@adliterate Congratulations Richard & family. What wonderful news. X

In other news we welcomed Idris Huntington to our lives yesterday morning 23.1.23

@richkradio What an amazing obit Rich. An incredible man. But I bet his greatest achievements were you and your sisters and grandchildren. I’m sure you will miss him greatly. Much love to all. Jo x

“Charismatic, larger-than-life, energetic in pursuing his many interests, and seemingly indestructible, Mike Knight rarely missed a party” - also a great father. Goodbye Dad.

@ilovenostalgia Can still sing every word

I'm this old...

@MarianKeyes Not at all, it’s perfect. If you’re comfortable in it that’s all that matters

@SteveOnSpeed Privilege

Using ONE WORD (besides money), what makes rich people rich?

@chimenesuleyman She’s been Queen since 1947. She hasn’t colonised anything during her reign. But has seen the decolonisation of many. I was pointing out, respectfully, that your tweet was inaccurate. That’s all.

@joc00mbs Do you prefer “benefitted directly and knowingly from savagery inflicted on my family”?

Respectfully, she colonised my actual grandmothers.

If I were advising the UK Prime Minister, I would tell them to make a televised statement to the nation tonight (or very soon) along the following lines: 1. We are in an energy crisis. This crisis is having a dreadful effect on everyone’s finances. And it is going to get worse.

@OOOfarmer 🤣🤣🤣

Local resident complaining about gas guns on our vining pea seed crop yesterday: "I don't care about the food you're producing, I don't eat it. Mine comes from Waitrose"

I can’t imagine the nation’s hedgehogs, lapwings or farmers are as pleased about badgers as the presenters of Springwatch.

@ClodaghBradley @thebarcouncil @AliceKuzInLaw @WWRefugees Hey Clodagh my nanny is Ukrainian and can help with loads of Ukrainian connections in Clapham and also translations etc.

Nervous, relieved and happy to have finally welcomed our lovely brave Ukrainian family into our home. They have left so much behind including husband/dad and son/brother. Thanks @thebarcouncil for matching us & @AliceKuzInLaw for interpreting. Hello @WWRefugees 🇺🇦🇬🇧💙💛

What an honour it's been! Thank you all for making the British Arrows 2022 such a special night. Our very special co-chairs Jani Guest & Clare Donald round off the night. #BA2122 #BritishArrows

The winner in 'Strategic Leader' is Josh Bullmore! Congratulations! #agencyoftheyear @LeoBurnettLDN @joshbullmore

The Campaign's UK #agencyoftheyear winner for ‘Head of Agency - Digital’ is Dani Bassil. Congratulations! @Digitas_UK @dannibass

The winner in 'Head of Agency - Creative/advertising' is Karen Martin! Congratulations! #agencyoftheyear @BBHblacksheep

The Campaign's UK #agencyoftheyear winner for ‘Head of Agency - Media’ is Natalie Cummins. Congratulations! @Zenith_Media_UK @natalie01229420

Well done crew! A great win. The new business momentum building @Digitas_UK…

Do I enjoy wearing a mask? Nope. Will I still continue wearing a mask for the protection of others? Yep.