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Ross Mathews Reveals Surprising New Obsession in Recent Interview: “A fierce 1.5 with the girls.”

you met me at a very chopped and busted time in my life

Trudeau is gonna take Katy Perry to tam tams

being happy is so creepy I caught myself listening to Joni Mitchell sprinting on the treadmill today

Ugh all this warfare in the world is making me want to eat fried food and get pregnantttt … but I will just suck on a clove

Is it bad that someone being a Gemini makes me like and support them regardless?

the lioness does not concern herself with hinge

booked an earlier flight to make it home on time for plans with my ex and 3 of her exes 🗽🦅🇺🇸

all the americans flirt with me the same way, “I looked up saskatchewan on a map” girl stand up

Azealia be getting spiritual downloads of slurs only seen in texts lost in the Library of Alexandria

one day I just woke up and everyone around me was italian

watching Yentl in honour of being ghosted during Passover

went on a date with a brain doctor

@tutterthemouse when’s it gonna be my turn…

these celebrities truly just playing a game of pass the scrawny weirdo

@cbcradio2 Balthazar, Raoul’s, Daphne’s!

Where should I go for a beautiful dinner with my lover in new york city on may 3rd… there are too many restaurants I’m overwhelmed! What’s your ideal birthday dinner if you’re young and fun and have perfect taste. This is a real question and im looking for real suggestions

Good morning, I toss & turn at night sometimes thinking ab how ppl did me. Imma kill yal this summer. Have a nice day

the body craves blue raspberry

how do I get the Apple Photos shit to stop showing me pictures of the woman that made me want to kill myself

missed opportunity to crash into alphabet cafe on the next corner

sometimes you gotta put the Marxism down and lib out a little.