Jordan Smith

@vittoriagames Apparently gladiators were THICC BOIS

While it served, it's time to replace the combat graphics in Forum Mortuorum. Here's me starting to experiment with style and palette

I thought American's website was shit. Then I had to use British Airways' site...

I just want to give a big shout out to whoever decided that the thing that would make Election Day less stressful would be if the public schools were also closed that day

Honestly, proud of my Senator for not losing sight of key issues in this challenging time. Permanent DST is the way. I, too, will die on this hill regardless of whatever hills are surrounding me and actively on fire. Thank you Sen. Markey 🫡🇺🇸🌇

First ad in a long time where I've done a legit triple-take ...

Just checked the Taylor Swift subreddit to see how they react to Chiefs games now and each and every one of them sounds like my dad.

I'm hiring for a new AI lab at Harvard (currently in stealth). If you're interested in doing SoTA work on data and models within a high velocity org, I'd love to chat. DMs open. Open roles include: - AI / data engineers - Program Dir - Partnerships Lead - Research Community Lead

@maiab Try Reddit! r/shoplifting

my Target pick up order came with this thing on it, you think I can just pry it off somehow?

@maiab Try the rubber mats used in horse barns and CrossFit gyms. And maybe not purchased off Amazon…

nothing could have prepared me for how expensive those playground floor tiles are

@jessbrandi We all had one of those weirdos…

@jazzychad no affiliation but Formlabs might be cool! careers.formlabs.com/engineering-pr…

personal news(?): i'm sticking my head up and starting to put feelers out for full-time roles... mobile/embedded preferred. resume upon request - tl;dr: - 15 years apple platform dev xp - 5 years at apple - low-level firmware/c/asm - 3d modeling/cad/pcb design

@SteveKamb "I lived in Nashville before it was cool" 🤣

Things everybody says about every place that has ever existed: -"If you don’t like the weather, just wait 5 minutes!" -"It used to be better here before…" -"Drivers here are crazy!"

Greenland Size xkcd.com/2911

@maiab Call an electrician.

if my light switch only has two black wires going to it and I want to replace it with a smart switch that seems convinced I should have 4… what do I do?

@vittoriagames Looks cool!

Just added an inventory and shopping UI to Forum Mortuorum (Steam: rb.gy/yl9lj) Took some inspiration as I've been playing a lot of #bannerlord recently. Rate my drip!

@Mqsley The only other reasonable explanation would be "I'm damn good at Excel and I can't switch to Mac Excel because it would throw off all keyboard shortcuts memory" - but unless they were a I-banker in a past life, seems unlikely!

@jodansmif they do not

Just interviewed a potential dev/technical cofounder On their screen-share it's apparent they use a windows laptop Massive red flag right?

@expliKateD Whole lotta man- children out there

So something I’ve noticed about NFL fans is that when something doesn’t go their way, they get really mad and pretty mean. Hell, this happens when good things happen too! Can we all just cheer for our people and handle disappointment/frustration with more grace??

@DanGrover Lunch Money is basically that

So what's the verdict on a good Mint replacement? I don't really want some all-singing, all-dancing AI assistant with emojis and ads, I want something that sucks the data out of the bank website and puts it into canonical categories that I define and gives me simple reports.