Joke_Lark

@MNTwinsZealot True ambassador of baseball and a great human being

OTD in 2011 the decision is made to remove Target Field’s Spruce trees in CF…Michael Cuddyer hit the last HR to land in those trees (Game 1, 2010 ALDS).

@Shoeniceeatmyp1 @HowieRose

@HowieRose You can't show up an umpire like that in college and expect no repercussions.

Another umpire who thinks people paid to see him. Deplorable.

@rickygervais @Schapney Ricky! Forget the language. What the hell are they going to do with your bathtub pics? 😂

@Schapney Yeah I know Lynne. It was a joke.

This is me pondering whether they'll change any of the words I've used in my work after I'm dead, to spare those who are fragile and easily offended. Words like 'fat' and 'ugly'. And 'cunt' and 'fuck'. And 'fat, ugly, greedy, pathetic little stupid fucking cunt'. Stuff like that.

@HowieRose @Mets @20Hojo @AlLeiter22 @Jay_HorwitzPR Put it in the books!

Incredibly honored to be elected to the @Mets Hall of Fame. It’s an indescribable thrill. So happy to be going in with Gary, @20Hojo and @AlLeiter22 and for @Jay_HorwitzPR’s special award. My deepest connection is to you, the Mets fans. We are one. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️

@Hawksheart7 @ajcelis1997 @genymets Correa/Boras’s doctors or Mets doctors? Or we talking Cracker Jack Box doctors.

@ajcelis1997 @genymets No....it's held together by a plate and screws....! I know the leg is compromised...but I also know that doctors today have a better understanding of the human anatomy..and for the past couple of years he has been playing high level baseball....!

Carlos Correa says he was very surprised that the #Giants or #Mets didn’t sign him.

@jenrab @Mets #LGM

A little older and wiser than this throwback compared to today’s @Mets game! Loved being a #metsmom and sharing the love with my boys! #metsfamily #Mets #MetsTwitter

@HowieRose Eddie Mush

Who’s running that show, Albert Shanker?

@HowieRose @sportswatch Zing!

@sportswatch Well, their own stadium for openers.

@Scaramucci @Mets Mush

We believe! ⁦@Mets⁩

@MSEMA @tatereeves Just a blip on the radar Tate. No need to worry. You got this 🙏🏽

#Ida is now a Tropical Storm but the threat to Mississippi is far from over. Hunker down today if you don’t have to be on the roads. Flash flooding, damaging winds and tornadoes are possible.

@tatereeves Just a blip!

#Ida is still a CAT 2 moving slow (10 mph) between NOLA & Baton Rouge headed north. This means the eye of the storm could enter SW MS before daylight producing strong winds. Outer bands producing major rainfall & tornados possible from Coast to TN line! Stay safe & God bless!

@tatereeves Why? It’s just a blip

Today I declared a state of emergency in advance of Hurricane #Ida. We are continuing to deploy resources and assets around the state to mitigate its impact, and we will be monitoring the situation around the clock. Mississippians - Be prepared. Stay informed. Stay safe.

@MSEMA @tatereeves Go with God

Click the link below for a list of shelter openings and additional information on Hurricane #Ida. ⬇️ msema.org/hurricane-ida/ *This page will be updated frequently as MEMA receives new information.

@Mets @javy23baez @Lindor12BC We talking bout practice

BP rn. 👀 @javy23baez | @Lindor12BC

@HowieRose Howie! Auto spell wants to say you’re name is Homie! Howie, you’re my homie! LGMs!

Those Dodgers uniforms are simply hideous.

@MLBNetwork @Noahsyndergaard @Lindor12BC @Mets It’s Loki!

Look who was throwing a sim game today! ⚡️ NTT #BallparkCam | @Noahsyndergaard | @Lindor12BC | @Mets

@AsaHutchinson @ADHPIO Thank you

While we saw progress in our hospitalizations yesterday, that progress has been erased today. Our health care professionals are feeling the strain of COVID in Arkansas, but we can help. Getting vaccinated today puts you on the path to protection against this virus.

@USMMA_Athletics @USMMA_Baseball A special season for sure!

BASEBALL FINAL: Tufts 7 - @USMMA_Baseball 6. The boys never quit - trailed 7-1 bottom of the 9th, plated 5 runs, had the tying run on base, winning run at the plate, but the magic ran out. Leave your love for you the Mariners below. GREAT SEASON, BOYS! #ActaNonVerba #d3baseball

@IantheCovington @JLCauvin Buckwheats?

When someone (a comedian, a deceased anti-vaxxer, etc.) uses a stereotypically gay voice as their stand in for someone exhibiting responsible behavior, they are telling you so much

@BobbyValentine You bringing back that mustache? 😂

Something special is happening on Friday. Stay tuned!!