Joe Spurlock

We have made the following roster moves:

@astros @MethodistHosp WE BACK, BABY!!!! 🟧🧡🟦💙

Same time tomorrow? #ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

@brianmctaggart Then go back to Japan!

Through an interpreter, Tatsuya Imai said he's not been able to adjust to an American lifestyle in terms of baseball and outside of baseball.

@NYIslanders Such a fun season. See you in October!

@FitzMagic_14 @immaculategrid Hahaha. Yes!!!!

I had a feeling this day would come @immaculategrid

@NYIslanders See you in October

@_MikeSullivan Don’t buy it then, you stupid fuck

This was $43 at TD Garden And society expects me to afford a home

@Super70sSports Thank you for the kind words

Super Sky Point to Phil Garner, a 70s legend I’ve tweeted about so many times through the years. This one stings because I was blessed to meet him last summer and he was as nice and cool as could be. Farewell, Scrap Iron, and tell Pops and the Cobra hi from all of us. #RIP

@brianmctaggart They gotta all bathe in kerosene or something to break this April swoon curse

Unbelievable. Astros starting pitcher Cody Bolton is leaving this game in the second inning after a mound visit from a trainer. The Astros have already sent three starting pitchers home with injuries on this trip.

@brianmctaggart Just absolute voodoo curse level of hell luck on this road trip

The Astros enter today with 92 runs scored, which is the most in the Majors. The Dodgers had 89, but they have scored nine runs today.

@brianmctaggart RiIP Scrap Iron

Phil Garner, the hard-nosed player who earned the nickname "Scrap Iron" -- an identity he carried with him as a manager of the Astros, Brewers and Tigers -- passed away Saturday at 76 years old. mlb.com/news/phil-garn…

@fakeJohnStocco Shutup. Ask that again on Labor Day 🙄🙄

Wrigley feels dead. This Cubs team feels dead. This manager feels dead. What the hell happened?

@IslesFix We’re gonna get the first pick again

#Isles currently have pick No. 13 which carries a 2% chance of winning the lottery and moving up 10 spots to No. 3 overall.

@NYIslanders It’s OVEEERRRRRR. See you in October

Orion's main parachute has deployed. The spacecraft has a system of 11 chutes that will slow it down from around 300 mph to 20 mph for splashdown. Get more updates on the Artemis II blog: nasa.gov/blogs/artemis/

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@GirthyB *Axl*

Damn it you know you’re old when Axle Rose looks like a grandma singing at church and you remember when they first hit MTV. Getting old sucks💯😪

@NYIslanders 3 more 🟧🟦

#ISLES WIN!

@NYIslanders 23 SOG!

Up after 1.

@astros 🤷🏻‍♂️

FINAL: Rockies 9, #Astros 1

@astros @SpaceCityHN @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy No fear, we here

Game 2. ⚾️: 7:40pm CDT 📺: @SpaceCityHN 🎙️: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 102.9 HD2 #ChaseTheFight x @reliantenergy