Joel Sutcliffe

@Patrick_Reusse I’m kind of dignified. Will they let me read the synopsis?

Fine quip, but the Baseball Hall of Fame does not have outside presenters. A synopsis is read by a dignitary.

@Patrick_Reusse I was on a grade school basketball squad that lost a game 44-1. I turned out just f… On second thought can you get me Petes info?

I was at Nebraska 84, Gophers 13 … and now this. Najarian bounced back & built a great life. Maybe I’ll have grandson call Pete for some tips on how to do that.

@TheRealCarlG Wayne who? And what should the NFL do?

This is so unprofessional. The NFL needs to step in. Wayne would never do this.

@mattgaetz We’ll see when you’re indicted pedboy!

If he were a Republican, he wouldn’t even need one named accuser for the media to smear him.

@DennisHastert Not enough kids under 13?

@DonaldJTrumpJr This is possibly the most important topic that anyone could address today. Nobody could address a more serious subject. What will we do with without all those birds?

I know someone who used to talk about how overrated wind turbines are. He said they do the most when you need them least and do the least when you need them most... that and they kill a lot of birds.

@Roshan_Rinaldi What a cretinous piece of dogshit

Why did Ted Cruz shave his head into a mullet for the Impeachment?

@DonaldJTrumpJr Let’s throw out the TOOLS that do nothing but snort drugs and complain about honest people.

Let’s impeach RINOs from the Republican Party!!!

@DennisHastert Only because kids usually don’t play.

@Jim_Jordan Too bad you didn’t cancel your pedophile friends ability to get away with sexual assault. Perv.

In this past year, Democrats canceled your ability to: -Go to church -Go to work -Go to school And now they’re trying to cancel President Trump’s ability to run for re-election.

@LuhFahLit @DennisHastert It’s not??? I’m stunned, shocked and depressed. Please say I haven’t been wasting my time responding to a parody account.😥

@joelm774 @DennisHastert You know that's not actually Dennis Hastert, right?

@mattgaetz And you shouldn’t be in Congress.

Liz Cheney should not be the Chair of the Republican Conference.

@DennisHastert Not all libs are white.

@DennisHastert They’re getting older.

@Patrick_Reusse You’re toast.

The bride ‘n me have survived a couple of disputes in our 30+ yrs, but I don’t know about the latest: I convinced her to watch “Miller’s Crossing” & she didn’t like it.

@karebear0517 A shit sandwich

Name something more popular than Ted Cruz

Noticing Jeremy Piven as lead in “Mr. Selfridge,” a Masterpiece series on the London dept. store in early 1900s — and it just ain’t right. That guy is Ari Gold & nobody else. Top 5 all-time TV character.

@SenTedCruz @newsmax fun fact: in 1861 eight senators refused to accept Abraham Lincoln's victory. they were expelled from the Senate

Texas spending $24M to replace Tom Herman & staff to get coach (Sarkasian) who helped transform Falcons from Super Bowl team to losers. But he did build ‘Bama offense, w/ only 3 of top 5 skill position players in country. What Texan made this call — Louie Gohmert?