Joe Stimec

@Mortdog This augment is bugged. It's been at 391 damage for 4 rounds.

@Mortdog How come my T-Hex can be stunned by skarner when it has a Silvermere Dawn on it?

@Mortdog How do I see which unlocks I still need to win with? I'm 32/40

@neiltyson Math question for you. How many Nitro Drag Cars would it take to turn the earth?

@Mortdog I got offered double "wipe your board do x" augments. How do those work? Is it from left to right?

@MrLlamaSC I went back through 4 months worth of videos and didn't find the one on how to setup for speed running. Can you link it for me please?

@TheRealWBG @X love one for my wife!

Giving away these purses—one here on ⁦@X⁩ and one in our Discord! Join here: discord.gg/vegasmatt. Reply to enter, and I’ll use a random picker to choose a winner here.

@BlizzardCS My account was hacked. I can't do any of the customer support things. When I tried, I get getting the same auto generated e-mail that was 0 help. I think they changed my e-mail address so I can't even use that or my phone #. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Aspiringspike Any updates you do to your Basim deck w/ the ring? Going to play it at an RCQ this weekend.

@BeccaTILTS Just open it and smell it like you would a candle?

they need to bring back “scratch and sniff” stickers on things like it would be so good on laundry detergent

@eyelashTV You have some Pooh on your pants.

Gn wow Twitter and the handful of mtg Twitter people who still follow me <3

@Aspiringspike You staying safe? See bad weather in TX.

@Aspiringspike make sure people went to the hospital that felt even a little pain. your adrenaline could have been pumping then have later issues. Can also get more from dudes insurance.

Got rear ended by a drunk driver Everyone is OK, thankfully Bastard had a beer in his cupholder and several empty beer boxes in his backseat Chaotic B-day lol

@MagicOnline if we have a paid acct already. do we get these?

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@MagicOnline If we applied on 4/3 in the afternoon, should we have made it through the initial wave? or should we be sending discord messages?

@RiotMort Why is my bench full with an open space? I sell units and nothing changes. Not very fun when I'm playing a reroll comp

@HaroldShipley84 I'd be down to run through a draft together. From one father to another lol

@JoeStimec if someone asks me to take a look I don't mind...could be a combination of a lot of things that could be going wrong. every little bit adds up.

@HaroldShipley84 I know this is completely random, but I was wondering if you ever go over sealed pools/drafts with people? I feel like I build the right decks and see the right signals, but I just cannot win. Not sure if it's a playing thing or a build thing

@eyelashTV expose boobs, cover elbows? Bet.

Hey everyone important announcement. From now on boobs are no longer like a sexual thing. We’re doing elbows instead. So yeah just from now on boobs are totally normal. Elbows very indecent.

@ChefGreginald Funny that you're an L1 judge and are criticizing people for playing a deck that was the deck of the tournament. Doesn't seem very becoming of an L1 judge. Should be inclusive and welcoming. #fraud - Also L1 judge

Alright, who's team decided rakdos vampires was the deck to play