Joey Headset

"First, do no harm. Second, devour as many marbles as possible." —Hungry Hungry Hippocratic Oath

@nw3 @minakimes I keep thinking Amazon paid out all that money for *this*???

@minakimes I know watching football is your job but you should have AI or an intern watch this one. It’s bad!

He said you can watch the Jets later we’re trick or treating 😭

@TheCreamies This is collab we've been waiting for!!!

We love Lady Kendol and Pepito 💛

@NonProfitComic What was the line?

@merlisa @SarahSpain I thought her tone initially indicated that she knew it was a silly question, but felt obliged to ask it anyway. But, yeah, the follow up question was totally unnecessary.

@joeyheadset @SarahSpain Asking the first question wasn't as bad as her getting an answer and then following that up with an accusatory tone.

USA Today columnist, best-selling author and longtime commentator Christine Brennan joins “Good Game” to talk about her reporting on Caitlin Clark & her responsibility as part of the WNBA media landscape. Full interview here: lnkd.in/gYM2_8F2

@streetsofrogue You have to go out and kill a dozen Mustard Monsters for the necessary crafting materials.

@streetsofrogue You can't eat unless you're actually hungry? That's a game mechanic that's totally lacking in my experience of real life.

To be good at "rogue-ing the streets," you gotta stay well-fed. 🍔 Here's a WIP sneak peek of our food crafting system.

"So I said look man…there's so many words you could use for eating a hot dog. Munching. Chomping. Devouring. Pick any other word! But he insisted on using the original lyric." —Producer Don Gehman, on when he tried to get John Mellencamp to change the lyrics to Jack & Diane.

@MikeMakesRight @minakimes "Oh shit... how would a stupid answer this question?!?!"

@joeyheadset @minakimes The nightmare scenario for Mina

👈 not a good sport

@TheCreamies Mazel Tov!

Sorry fellas, but he's Engaged 844-721-KASS twitch.tv/kassemg

@ClarkGris1 @BCB_Sara You paid money for a checkmark 😂🤣😅😂

Okay so none of this makes sense. I'm voting for control over my own body, a chance to buy a home in the future, an administration who will fight for affordable pharma and more. Nothing Trump has ever said indicates he'll fix the things you've named.

@3YearLetterman @goldencorral @MarthaStewart @prisonfellowshp @SenatorMenendez @CLewandowski_ @GovNoemOffice @ASPCAPetIns @SarahMcLachlan @BigLots @Whitesnake Lincoln famously went onto invent the Lincoln Town Car, one of the most luxurious automobiles of the 19th century.

A little bit of info about the history behind fhis debate format for the uninformed: Tonight’s debate is known as a “Lincoln-Douglas” debate: Why, you ask? Because the first presidential debate broadcast on the radio was between Honest Abe Lincoln and his Republican challenger for the presidency, Frederick “Buster”Douglas. Lincoln won that debate and the election, and the Democratic Party became known as the Party of Lincoln

Does anyone know the name of the famous Indian-American New Age author who wrote about alternative medicine? I thought I knew his name, but when I asked a librarian "where can I find the books of Tupac Chopra?", he threw a biography of Neville Chamberlain at my head :(

@LeBatardShow @Powerade_US If the tailgate goes hard enough, might need to upgrade to electroheavies.

Fit check for the best tailgate in college football! 🟡⚫️ Presented by @Powerade_US

@YaBoiDChaps @RightWingCope It was the oopsiest of the doopsies.

I wonder why advertisers are leaving this app?

@Marisa_Ingemi My running watch bleeped and told me MOVE! when I was driving home after running a half-marathon. Strong urge to throw it out the window.

If you search WebMD for 'erection' + 'audible BOING noise', the results are... not promising :(

@jessica_smetana Sports dudes don't want *any* part of weather nerd shade.

A sports/weather guy feud? Now that’s my kind of content

@3YearLetterman Parody? More like parody snutz.

You can’t parody greatness, sir