Mike Stevens
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Mike Stevens
@MikeMakesRight
Going places, taking pictures of things, watching movies, injecting my ill-formed opinions where they aren't wanted.
Virginia, USA Katılım Eylül 2016
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I genuinely cannot imagine a person who likes Nolan’s Odyssey but doesn’t like The Northman. You’re making up a guy to be mad at
heduarda feodorovna snezhnaya@hyeduji
se os chupa-rola do Nolan vissem um épico de verdade iam sair mijados do cinema
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@Timobros Struck a difficult balance of trying to stay loyal to Odysseus while rationally responding to circumstances
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This dude Goated & never once I was distracted by the actor’s ethnicity.
I only saw him as what Wilson was to Tom Hank’s Cast Away.
Paz is Right@BritisherPaz49
“We’re Greeks from Ithaca …” Said the Indian.
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@ChasingSnyder Unintended consequence: Pete sharing a commercial with Neil Smith
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“Ryan Clark getting fired during the show” reminds me of a wild story I can’t believe I never heard before: during the Chiefs kickoff lunch in 1996, GM Carl Peterson was finishing a trade for kicker Pete Stoyanovich WHILE THEY WERE INTRODUCING the current kicker, Björn Nittmo, who was in the process of getting cut and replaced.
H/T @ClayWendler youtu.be/GdLRbR7JsmE?is…
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Andrew Marchand@AndrewMarchand
Our story is being updated: Clark was on NFL Live today, but was told during the program that he was being let go, according to sources. He did not finish the program. ESPN was expected to inform him tomorrow morning when it is anticipated the network inform more employees of the layoffs.
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Today’s the day. My heart will change but I won’t. Thanks for all the amazing well wishes. I’m gonna be fine.
It’s a blessing they found the issue not a curse that I have it. Thankful for the amazing docs that will have me up and running in no time.
#DoubleBypassDay😂
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@Shazza_McKenzie @HeelMoneyJovi I got an email from @tacobell since I have an app account for points and all, that said everything is safe there now and they got rid of all of the @YourTaylorFarms lettuce.
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Gonna make @HeelMoneyJovi eat Taco Bell on the way home cause we ain’t scared lil bitches in my car
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genuinely what does he do after this
david ehrlich@davidehrlich
until somebody writes a blanker check
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@Timobros knew something crazy was about to happen when she showed up
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Am I the only one who shouted in joy when Morven Callar appeared in Oddysey and completely chews the scene.
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@LexiAIexander possibly sweetened by some very obnoxious people having to witness the match in person
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I know it's just football, but you know how much it would have sucked if Argentina had won...
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Whatever Cruise and Nolan end up doing together is going to be a barn burner. They both must know they match too well to settle on anything less than the biggest movie of their careers.
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Christian Bale says during the shooting of ‘The Dark Knight’ Heath Ledger beat all the stunt guys in a go-kart race and that makes him miss Heath so much.
“So when we went to the track, we thought, of course, the stunt guys are going to win.
And then suddenly Heath wins, gets top place, and then very quietly mentions, 'Yeah, my dad was a go-kart racer.'
Very talented individual and a great soul to be around. Yeah, I miss him greatly."
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@Dnellicious movies that stick in my mind like that, i'm getting my money's worth hours/days/years after leaving the theater
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THIS IS ME. Like guys, I love film, I love movies so much, it was a hour later where I was like “fuck, was that just insane.”
Neil Renic@NC_Renic
I walked out of The Odyssey thinking it was great then thought about the themes for 2 hrs and realised it was brilliant
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When I was a brand new ensign I asked why the safety program seemed so lame. A very patient lieutenant showed me how aviation safety took our aviators’ odds of dying in a plane from “not unlikely” to “vanishingly rare.”
InfantryDort@infantrydort
Anyone who bitches about safety over and over is a slave. It’s slave behavior. Is life so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Seriously?
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HALDEMAN: There’s a genre of film they make. They’re called “edits.” Footage of you - the Checkers speech, the ‘62 concession, the helicopter, set to a kind of, uh, trancelike electronic music. The comments say things like “literally me” and “he just like me fr.”
NIXON: What’s “fr”?
HALDEMAN: “For real,” sir.
NIXON: And the…sweating? In the, the debate? They’ve seen the sweating?
HALDEMAN: They love the sweating. They consider it relatable. The consensus is that the sweating gives you “aura.”
NIXON: Aura, huh.
[EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE]
NIXON: Bob, I want to be very clear about something. In 1960 that sweating cost me the presidency of the United States, and now it’s giving me…what, aura? Where the [EXPLETIVE] was the aura in Cook County?
KISSINGER: History has a way of vindicating-
PRESIDENT: Henry, do you have edits?
[TWELVE SECONDS OF SILENCE]
KISSINGER: There are some.
Leading Report@LeadingReport
Wall Street Journal reports that young conservatives are embracing Richard Nixon as an icon.
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There is a 0% chance this Marine hasn't bragged to at least several friends.
If you, or someone you know, knows who this Marine is, NCIS would like to talk to you. You could be put in for a CirCom if you provide information leading to the identification and NJP'ing of the 'phantom shitter' plaguing the USS Boxer.
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@CeeHawk Overheard at Waffle House around 1130pm: "baby, I know I can ride with family but I wanna ride with you. Ass is thicker than blood."
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Bro I’m at the bar this young white dude told an old white dude he could buy his house for $50 and the old white dude started swinging and got kicked out I had to go to the patio I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
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@samloomis13 @Sherylynn_R2 I think his best dramatic performance was Empire
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@Sherylynn_R2 I love him in Violent Night mostly because you can tell he's having a lot of fun. Same with Land of the Dead.
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Everyone is praising John Leguizamo’s performance in The Odyssey (as they should) so now is a great time to remind you he has always nailed his roles
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@RichardLNewby3 I have fond memories of waiting in line midnight movies, but my aged self likes being able to select seats
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In the days before you could select your seats with pre-sales, my friends and I stood/sat in line at 3pm for the midnight show. We brought games, packed food, and made an event of it. It’s a core memory.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
18 years ago today, ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ released in theaters.
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