Joey

Hot minute since I've been on a stage, but here's a joke about my homie Falcon (real person).

@robertliefeld Does he forget the first 6 years of Jordan were during the Magic and Bird era, and didn't win one till half the greats retired?

@seriesemcena I drive a 2012 Ford Fusion with no power steering. We are not even close to being the same.

Jodie Sweetin, intérprete da icônica Stephanie Tanner em “Três é Demais”, revelou a quantia irrisória que ainda recebe pelos direitos da série: “Recebi um cheque de um centavo esses dias. Hoje em dia, com tudo no streaming, aquelas reprises constantes na TV praticamente deixaram de existir. E quem recebe dinheiro com isso? Ninguém. Claro que, quando eu tinha uns 20 anos, ainda entrava algum dinheiro, mas nunca era algo constante. Você nunca sabe quanto vai receber ou com que frequência a série vai passar. Às vezes penso: ‘Ah, legal’. Em outras, é tipo: ‘Bom, pelo menos dá para pagar um jantar bacana’.” “Você simplesmente nunca sabe. Não é algo em que dá para confiar. Eu sempre digo que as pessoas acham que vivo uma vida extravagante, e eu fico tipo: ‘Amor, eu dirijo um Hyundai Sonata 2023 usado, que eu amo. Moro de aluguel. Tenho cartões de crédito estourados’. Eu levo uma vida normal. Tem momentos em que você pensa: ‘As coisas estão indo bem’, e outros em que pensa: ‘Preciso de um emprego fixo’.”

@_vandul I see you make that Hulu money

It’s too much I need a box

@briangaar He thinks all white people are trash, and he blocked me when I said "So as a mixed black person, my single white mom is trash then?". He's a 7 ft tall pussy.

Never clicked on anything so fast

@WrestlePurists This isn't the 90s, and nepotism isn't new. It's like if you don't lean left, the IWC tards need you gone, or their world view shatters.

WWE were reportedly "politically forced" into signing of RFK Jr's niece, Zoe Hines: "I certainly heard a lot about Zoe Hines I would say six months ago, and it was very much this is one that was politically forced on them. It’s not like when she had her tryout. She’s a real athlete, she’s a softball player. When she had her tryout, it’s not like she knocked them dead or even knocked them even. It was very much said it was a forced hiring because of who she was and because of Robert F. Kennedy and Linda McMahon both being in the cabinet. And you know, she wanted to try. It’s like Simone Johnson, the same thing. She was not a good wrestler, they eventually used her as Ava and everything like that and used her in a different role. I had heard people very much dreading knowing this. As far as like the hiring of her, I would say it was probably known easily a year ago that it was inevitable that this would happen. And 6 months ago, it was already known from the tryout that it was one of those where the people who knew and seen had told me it was a hire they were dreading because it was a forced one.” - Dave Meltzer (WOR | @WONF4W)

Mr. Beast knows human nature wouldn't allow just one person to like this. There is millions, fuck maybe even a billion poor people on this planet, and you think they'd allow just one person to make it out? You did this out of pure joy at people being poor, and to farm engagement.

fuck you

@SantaDecides Met a girl on plentyoffish for a one night stand, and long story short: I banged a meth addict in my car, and she left a poo stain I couldn't get out for months, because my seats weren't leather.

What is your most embarrassing moment that you’re willing to tell

@_vandul Also, T-Mobile must be having a midnight release if they're all standing around just waiting.

That’s me

@_vandul I know it's obviously killing them, but it's gotta be fun doing nothing, and something at the same time.

🚨 BREAKING: PURE EVIL CAUGHT ON CAMERA Nick Fuentes, part of the twisted “WOKE REICH”, just got exposed as the MONSTER he truly is. A woman shows up at his Illinois home… and this coward SPRAYS her with mace, then SHOVES her down the stairs like a ragdoll. She crashes hard onto the concrete, crawling in pain while he stands over her like some deranged predator. This is the same Fuentes who is telling everyone to ”VOTE DEMOCRAT” to stick it to Trump and Republicans, and physically assaults women for daring to confront him. Battery charges? Mysteriously dismissed. But the video doesn’t lie. This is not a “man.” This is a dangerous, violent woman-hater who belongs behind bars. How many more have to get hurt before America wakes up? SHARE THIS IF YOU WANT REAL MONSTERS EXPOSED. 🔥 #NickFuentesIsAMonster #ViolenceAgainstWomen #YourBodyMyChoiceExposed #DoxxingHisOwnMedicine

@LearnToToad This hirts

We need a new revolution in Boston. Kick John Henry out.

@SantaDecides @rawsalerts I mean, he did call it.

@rawsalerts NAHHH HOMIE TOOK A RISK AND BET ON HIMSELF

🚨#BREAKING: The Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a United States soldier who participated in the operation. The soldier has now been arrested

@_vandul "NO! NOT MY HECKIN WEEB POCKET PUSSY, WITH AUTO SUCK ACTION!"

renting a big blowup castle jumphouse with a slide and having them set it up inside my apartment for the day but it doesn’t fit and breaks my tv and funko pops

@Femboywrestling Who cares? People are going to play whatever they want and not give a shit what some idiot on the internet thinks.

Hiiiii! Just to let everyone know that if you buy this game I’ll never associate with you again! And that even if you pirate it I’ll still think a lot less of you!

@CalkinNocturnia @_vandul That became ICONIC beyond anyone's imagination. Imagine being over with a kick to the dick. Sold me.

@joeysteincomedy @_vandul One that endured was Goldust

wrestling documentaries are so funny when you’re just a casual fan bcs they’ll be talking about a guy I know like The Rock and then bring up some match he had in 96’ against ‘The Laughing Volcano’ and it’s just a big obese guy dressed as a volcano just flopping around in the ring and everyone’s taking it so seriously just cutting to a Vince McMahon interview with him crying looking off into the distance like “He was the best Volcano in the business….just like his father before him…”

@LearnToToad He would shockingly poll pretty well with them in all honesty.

The Libertarian party would get slightly more notoriety if this happens, but they are also a loser organization with zero chance of even cracking 5%. Afroman should run as a Democrat, which could really disrupt things in that god-awful party and expose how absolutely terrible they are at finding a single likeable candidate. He would be the only one in recent memory.

@branzig @_vandul No shit? Thank God you told me.

@joeysteincomedy @_vandul No he didnt

@L_Bozar @_vandul

@joeysteincomedy @_vandul Shoutout to Earthquake just being fucking fat, fattest guy ever. If he tripped once, the planet would implode