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@DefiantLs He had to explain the joke. If you have to explain it, then it's not funny. He's a "comedian," or did he become a full propagandist?

Jimmy Kimmel: "I said, 'our first lady Melania's here, look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Which, obviously, was a joke about their age difference... It was a very light roast joke"

Oh. I did indeed forget it was monday.

@joeroganhq I think the worst idea was pushing the Red album to everyone's phone without asking.

Bono: "America is the best idea the world ever came up with. But Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America."

@RobertMSterling @chasedownleads

@chasedownleads Guess who owns the Everglades?

Want to get rich? - Buy a house on one of these red lines for $400k - Wait 20 years - Now you have an oceanfront property worth $5 million+

@joeroganhq I think " of sorts " means that she has been left on read.

Jasmine Crockett: "I wasn't gonna make this decision [of running for Senate] without having some real conversations with the Vice President [Kamala Harris]... still remains a mentor and a friend and an auntie of sorts."

@tuuu28283 Fresh Brisket on the bord.

アメリカの兄弟達 新しいキャラクターがでてきたぞ これは何のキャラクターなの？？ スーパーのキャラクター？？

@LPTN1776 The show should be taken off air because it's no longer a comedic program. It's a dying husk of what it used to be.

Side of free speech though.

@LuckyMcGee It's fucking retarded.

@Dannyjokes Isn't that the O2 bar?

Vegas has been rough on me

@WallStreetMav It was the battle of the 68IQ. Massive explosion everywhere. The T-769s were advancing faster than expected. You would remember this if you watched "The Deep House on the Prairie." It was a great documentary.

I would love to find out more about WW4 and WW7 ... someone told me those two were amazing. Can anyone recommend any good movies about them?

@timburchett Nap time after the skate park? Idk?

How did I miss 9 World Wars?

@KeithOlbermann @FLOTUS

Dear @Flotus STFU This country has been divided with violent rhetoric by your evil, insane husband This is Donald Trump's America. If you find its tone of discourse unsatisfactory, fix it, take it up with the mindless creature you have enabled - or just leave Signed, America

@mattvanswol @KeithOlbermann @FLOTUS

@KeithOlbermann @FLOTUS This you?

@philthatremains Something about a Judas goat.

yeah this is gonna happen and people are going to love it

@DonutOperator I think we are being led by the retarded side of the bell curve.

World War 11. Bro.

@Dianexis Ask them if you can swim in the tank?

going to Bass Pro shop later yall need anything?

@6Voodoo @1982VintageNut Nap time so you don't stress about the flight.

@1982VintageNut They finna roll you on the plane like Violet Beauregarde

Only time for one meal today so we’re gonna roll heavy

The schizo posting is on another level today

@CAgovernor I bet the media team wrote this, and Newsom has no idea what's going on.

Relieved everyone at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is safe tonight based on initial reports. A free press is foundational to our country. Violence is never acceptable.

@MaryLTrump You sound like a bitter old woman.

So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."