John Aubry

@BillWkerbey @ericspiegelman OMG! The never ending meows...”You just ate!”, “You just went out!”, “You just came in!”, “That’s my tuna sandwich!”, “Can’t you see I’m trying to read?”, “Cat, that roll of TP was only on Day 2 out of 7!”, “Seriously, you really did just eat!”, “Whose cat is this anyway?”

@BlizzardCS Argh!

[#Warcraft #Shadowlands, #WoWClassic and #WrathClassic] Current emergency maintenance is expected to last until 1:00pm (PDT). We apologize for any disruption and hope to restore service quickly.

@fnoschese Hmm, my first thought was this is a trick question like when you took your driver’s test and the examiner asked, “So, which hand do you hold your ice cream cone when you drive?”

“While you are driving, your friend sends you a text. You pick up your phone and reply ‘LOL!’ How fast does your car travel in that time?” Students made some assumptions and used multiple representations to model the problem. Then they lined up at their calculated distances!

@rwentechaney ...all that Rachel has shared, amplified by many privileged years of learning and working with you @JF0LKINS!

...managing a national ransomware event, finding more technical debt+skeletons in the closet than I hoped we had (spookiness appropriate this week 👻), and having fun debating whys, hows, whats, whos, whens for what's next. I learn from you each day, Jared, and am grateful.

About three months ago, I sent a hopeful message to @JF0LKINS, asking if he would consider coming to work at @hdesd as our enterprise security and systems engineer. About six weeks ago, we were able to welcome him to our team (with shouts of joy). We've spent the weeks since...

Check out my virtualbooth.co photo! share.vbooth.co/Snapbar/2020-1… #CanvasCon

@JF0LKINS Kids: Dad, the Interwebs are so slow! Dad: No worries my children, I’ve got a plan! twitter.com/xkcdComic/stat…

@jennigram @karenkuhar Yet, my inner squirrel whispers impatiently, “Follow the weftwise path as the crow flies.” #GISHEpicPoems

@karenkuhar I set a course for winds of fortune, known only to the very wise #GISHEpicPoems

We've got work to do… #GISHEpicPoems

@ec_knoll Character is who you are when nobody is looking!

@Michael_Aubry @familylaw5 @carrisima @karenkuhar Yet, my inner squirrel whispers impatiently, “Follow the weftwise path as the crow flies.” #GISHEpicPoems

@familylaw5 @carrisima @karenkuhar I surmise, compromise. My GPS says otherwise. #GISHEpicPoems

We’ve got work to do...#GISHEpicPoems

Celery: Burning more calories eating (and planting) than it contains! Crunch-a-#GISH-ious! #WeSowWeGrow

We are all in this together! Please, wear your mask! Seriously, wear your mask! #WearAMask #GISH

"Be salty!" (long pause) "Be salty!" I could taste the salt from my own tears seeing his, listening to his story...lots to mull over and do better...thanks for sharing @ManuelScott and #BbWorld2020.

@john1127 @a2_whatsamatter @jjoque Maybe this will help bring you some clarity regarding why your school's $12B endowment is not being tapped: mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-uni…

@a2_whatsamatter @jjoque I go to school there, we have a $12 billion endowment that for whatever reason seems to be off limits

Excellent game!

@spencerideas Oh Lord have mercy...next Fall they’ll be adding “Quarantine,” “Social Distancing,” and “Safe Video Conference” trainings to the sixteen other required “Safe School” courses!

My son (freshman) put on a bandage yesterday during quarantine home school and I told him I was the lone person qualified to do this because I have gone through the Bloodborne Pathogen training for 17 years in a row. He just shook his head. Didn’t even respond.

“It turns out that we can function without celebrities or star athletes, but not without nurses, doctors, care workers, delivery drivers, the stackers of supermarket shelves or, perhaps unexpectedly, good neighbours.” Wonderful column, @Freedland. gu.com/p/dj5ta/stw

@agoodmanbacon B (sometimes C or A depending upon if the second-hand was directly on the three or the nine)

I wonder how many takes they had in order to make the video? :)

@BillWkerbey @ericspiegelman OMG! The never ending meows...”You just ate!”, “You just went out!”, “You just came in!”, “That’s my tuna sandwich!”, “Can’t you see I’m trying to read?”, “Cat, that roll of TP was only on Day 2 out of 7!”, “Seriously, you really did just eat!”, “Whose cat is this anyway?”

@ericspiegelman (My wife sitting with the cat in the bedroom last night as I try to have a conversation) Her: can you close the door and stop annoying us? 🙃🐈

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

Very clever!