John Ford

@JohnSwinney Not really for women, you’ve made pretty clear how you view them with disdain.

I will be a First Minister for all of Scotland.

@ThinkAppraiser No.

If you hit $10M net worth would you just dump everything into TBills and chill?

@peterrhague It depends on how much you currently have. I’d gamble.

Diminishing marginal utility. The first $1M changes your life a lot more than the next $99M (unless you’re an idiot)

@SFCMikeKavs Who will you be supporting, Hull or ‘Boro?

Nothing else matters now im going to Wembley! Get a speeding ticket? Wembley Break my neck? Wembley Hit by a car? Wembley. Bring it on then! #SaintsFC

@SaintsExtra It’s awful for the fans, they must be fuming at the club.

🚨 BREAKING: Southampton thrown out of the play-off final, Middlesbrough will play Hull on Saturday #saintsfc

@Nicks648 @stocksandsants @EFL If you’re a Hull fan then what’s the issue? You’ll see them either play Middlesbrough or Southampton.

@stocksandsants @EFL A holiday. I live abroad you melt and my team didn't fucking cheat, i am flying back for this game

The fact that I have a flight on Thursday that cost me and the missus over 2k and i still dont know if i am using it because no decision is made and i wont know until tomorrow. Is an utterly disgrace by the @EFL and all involved. #hcafc #saintsfc

@S1NS1NS Yes, you absolutely can. You’ll need to demonstrate reserves large enough to cover potential liabilities.

can i create my own car insurance company that only insures me and a couple buds? low monthly cost, shit coverage, but technically legal to drive?

@andrew_lilico They may just massively reduce the quality rather than sell out…

So the government is setting the price of food now? What next? Food rationing? I *absolutely* do not want food prices capped. Why on Earth would I want supermarkets to sell out of the food I want to buy, so it's not available for me (which is what capped food prices will mean)?

@liamtribb It’s the right decision.

Fuck the EFL for 90 minutes every game next season

@TristarAlpha Well done for taking this view. It’s awful for the fans but, I think, sends the right message. Now for Manchester City….

The more I think about Spygate2 the more I think the result should be that #hcafc are promoted without a play-off final. Soton cheated and as punishment shouldn’t pass through to the final. This is about punishing Saints not rewarding Boro after a loss- cheating not the reason.

@AndyBurnhamGM @afneil Refusing to take any responsibility for anything is so very “Labour.”

@afneil You need to get out of London, Andrew. You’ve clearly got no idea how much people here are struggling. And, yes, a lot of it can be traced back to Margaret Thatcher.

Except that it purports to claim that the area (Makerfield) has been a victim of 40 years of Thatcherism (that’s what Burnham seems to be running against, which means he’s also running against the Blair-Brown government, of which he was a part). Yet the backdrop to his wandering shows rows of neat, well-kept, substantial semi-detached homes, with plenty new cars in the driveways and a vibrant high street, despite all the road works improving it. Oh yes and a state school so good he sent his kids to it. Put simply — the pictures clash with his words of victimhood and deprivation.

@teresatye_tye It is and always has been. It’s one that you need to qualify for, but still a benefit. And no, you didn’t pay in to yours, you paid the pension of others. There is no pot.

I wish people would stop saying the state pension is a benefit. It is NOT. We paid into that all our working lives so how can anyone say it’s a benefit. They were discussing this “benefit” on GBNews and I got quite mad.

@OldShuggy @SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers You think the club can afford to pay compensation? I agree they should pay, but do they have the money?

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers That's 37,604 folk who need rightfully some compo. Transport booked, some hotels too. Work shifts dropped. The EFL have fucked it up by being very late on their decision.....so no one is surprised really.

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

@DegenPingaling @charlton_sean And Southampton wouldn’t have to cry if they’d won fairly either.

@charlton_sean Well Boro wouldn't have had to cry if they actually turned up for the game and beat their opponents fair and square

Games fucking gone, Southampton expelled from the playoffs A whole fucking season amounting to nought. Fucking disgrace #southampton #championship

@DegenPingaling @MATPEAK No, they are not saying that. They are saying that Southampton cheated and so have been excluded from the playoffs.

Game's played on the pitch. 90 mins of fucking football. Are they seriously saying Middlesbrough only lost because Southampton sent a man to look at their pre-match training? what a nonce fucking rule if so They got beat on the pitch fair and square. 11 v 11 fair and square. bunch of cry babies.

@AvonandsomerRob Consuming fewer calories than I use. Going to the toilet. Moving further away from the centre of the Earth.

What's one fix you've tried that's proven to result in weight loss?

@planeinfinitum Interesting how?

Shadow on the chemtrail… That’s an interesting angle for a sun that’s 93 million miles away.

@TemiXo_1 That’s not right. I’ve been master, Mr, and Dr.

Miss. Mrs. Ms. Three titles. All defined by a man. He gets one title. For life. Regardless. Language is never neutral. That’s patriarchy..

@SpideyInTARDIS I think you’ve got confused here by the names. A “transwoman” is a man pretending to be a woman. It’s transmen who are women.

Why is that there’s no such thing as a smart transphobe? Why are they always so desperate to prove how stupid they are to the world? I’m embarrassed for them

@brucemillington @BroadcastMoose They can and they have.

@BroadcastMoose I agree. A daft thing to do but you can’t sling them out for it.

This Southampton spying thing is total nonsense. They sent a kid up to film a Boro training session on his phone. So what? How much could they possibly find out from this? If Saints get chucked out it’s a complete joke.