Peter Porker

@wicks_szn @ChicagoBears Boooooooo this take

@ChicagoBears Bob Ross hasn’t been a relevant meme for like ten years, but makes sense for the franchise that’s still living in 1985

Just some happy little matchups 🎨

@Gebo___ Shut up nerd

Why don't we talk about the water consumption of an 18-hole golf course in the same way we do data centers?

@nut_history Idk what I’m supposed to do with this information

Fun Fact: The parking lot at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles is so massive it could literally fit 10 more Dodger Stadiums in it.

@GovPritzker Democrat here. Don’t care about the ballroom. Fix the Bears stadium situation

Republicans should care less about Trump’s ballroom and more about helping you.

@HarambeNyc @ChicagosMayor Says the guy who doesn’t live here. I agree tho I hate our mayor

@ChicagosMayor I really hope they leave as a lesson to Dems who are turning a once great city into a sh!thole. Chiraq is becoming the old Detroit and deservedly so.

There's no good reason to incentivize the Bears to leave the top tourist destination in Illinois or to gift them property tax reprieve when they already don't pay property taxes on a publicly-owned stadium. The Bears belong in downtown Chicago.

@ChiefCub Won't be here

Like it not, Happ is going to get paid.

@CarlsBeef Ben Brown added a third pitch. That curve has been lethal. His stuff he could be one of the best relievers in the game

I love Ben Brown pitching out of the stretch with no runners on base. That’s such a classic “bullpen guy making a start and doesn’t want to fuck around” kinda move. You can obviously tell how much his focus has shifted this year. He looks so different.

@EllyDeLaMuse Same dimensions for ya'll!

You will NEVER guess how many stadiums this is a home run in

@barstoolWSD PCA would have the 2nd most hits on the Sox right now

Appropriate time for cubs fans to blow him finally

@EllyDeLaMuse This aged like milk

The thing i find most impressive about Elly De La Cruz this season has been how much he has improved in the field. If he keeps this up he has a real chance in the fight for the MVP race

@theblockspot Baseball

Cubs won 10 straight. Then lost 3 straight. Then won 7 straight. What’s going on in Chicago ???

@ConnorBarr18 From a teammate standpoint, it sounds like he's a glue guy and people look up to his work ethic. He works harder than anybody on the team and I think it runs off on his teammates to do more. He's in the Cubs Hall of Good

Dude I think I heard Emilio Pagan's hamstring explode from my apartment

Thank you Michael Busch

@barstoolWSD Damn. You had @B__Edwards4 who was a south sider and a big Sox fan. You even answered his DM

A few weeks back I was bitching about home ownership problems on the Yak. Needed a new roof ASAP. Got a DM from Pat Carden with ‘Exteriors & More by Carden’ Family owned business on the NW side. 90% of their business is referrals. If you need a new roof/siding, he’s your guy

@DonHelbig My heart is at Wrigley, but I think people who say Sox park is bad are just being a hater. Great sightlines, better beer, better food, and more affordable

Chicago baseball debate time — which do you think is better: Wrigley Field (Cubs) or Rate Field (White Sox)? Is it the history and ivy-covered charm of the North Side, or the more modern amenities and sightlines of the South Side? Which one gets your vote?

@obvious_shirts Currently wearing the red bill hat. Such an iconic hat the team needs to bring back

CLARK STREET SPORTS MESSAGED ME THAT THEY JUST GOT IN RED BILL CAPS!!! HOLY COW!!! clarkstreetsports.com/products/chica…

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs