John McCallum

@Mariners @jakehartnyc she's running on Lind power.

@Acyn "Hey Dad, can you come to my wedding?" "Sorry son, I've got to go talk about Jaxson Dart's legs in front of a crowd."

Trump: I’m looking at Jaxon… I'm looking at the legs there. He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.

@MarinerMuse Normally in any other organization the guy responsible for this top 10 list would be sacked. But not in Seattle mind you! We give that guy an award and a podcast!

@shannondrayer Rob Refsnyder stole Dan’s wallet when they were at Kohl’s and said he would give it back if he could hit cleanup. Fun shopping trip for Dan and Rob!

@RyanDivish The only explanation is that Refsnyder has stolen all of Dan and Jerry’s personal financial information and is blackmailing them to hit cleanup.

I guess one of the reasons for batting Ref fourth is it being the spot Canzone would logically be slotted into as a replacement later in the game.

@colinokeefe @reesetheone1 Do you think Kevin O'Leary would last 5 minutes in the Bakeman's line? He'd immediately run out of the shop and cry on the sidewalk.

@reesetheone1 Not really the point of the tweet but that's dope.

It’s called CARRY YOUR OWN LUNCH. you don’t have to buy lunch downtown. I worked in the south loop for years….. you think I always bought food down there? Hell naw…. And I was making 70 grand 20 years ago and didn’t do it.

@Havoc_XXI @DKramer_ His issue is going to the right, he has major problems defensively at anything hit to his right side. At 3B that won't be as much of a problem. This is a good thing.

JP Crawford has ZERO business fielding the ball anymore. He has had constant issues since the beginning of the season and almost every game. Footwork and smooth transfer from the glove being massive factors along with inaccuracy. JP is trying to take advantage of the fact that Colt is going to be pushing him out of SS (because of JP’s consistent failures at position) and knows the Donovan is hurt / currently unreliable and is hoping the team will favor loyalty over effectiveness and winning. If JP really cared he’d be DHing in and out instead of forcing himself as a consistent liability on defense. #TridentsUp

It was actually J.P. Crawford’s idea to try third base. He approached Dan Wilson over the weekend, then his agent reached out to Justin Hollander to double down. They’re unsure where it’ll go. But Hollander said it showed a lot for a veteran willing to help the team.

@katienolan You've been hit by....you've been struck by....a normal....set of stairs

@MarinerMuse @colinokeefe “Let Castillo pitch the 9th. Ok time to go get him. Oh wait what that’s the rule? Ok sorry my bad. Ok go get him now”

Dan Wilson confirmed he didn’t know the rules in the postgame interview Really embarrassing stuff You can debate decisions on a nightly basis, but the manager not knowing basic rules of his job completely undermines the entire operation

@Softykjr Because 1995 happened we are forced to give jobs to guys who don’t deserve it

If Munoz was available to pitch then why didn't he start the ninth? What exactly are they gaining by allowing Castillo to try and close a game when he's never closed a game in his life? They have an All Star Caliber reliever who is paid to do that

@TridentDeck At some point one of these guys is going to get hot and will help carry the rest of the team to 3rd place in the division. Trust the process.

So the Mariners routinely remove better hitters from the lineup halfway through the game in favor of a RHH platoon bat, but will leave Connor Joe in to face a righty?

@DKramer_ Sorry Bryce our manager is an idiot. You deserved better

Bryce Miller’s night is done, but not after trying to plead his case to Dan Wilson. With two outs here in the 6th inning, a runner on second base, Munetaka Murakami due up and Luis Castillo going through a more extended warmup, Jose A. Ferrer will take over.

@JoeVeyera Joe once again I’ve been told that Seattle is Dying and yet you keep telling us about these companies leasing office space and people moving here what’s going on

The Puget Sound Business Journal reports AI company Anthropic, makers of Claude, is in talks to lease the north tower of the Dexter Yard campus in South Lake Union.

@MarinerMuse And he got lifted for a pinch hitter. Dan Wilson chef’s kiss 🤌

Updated lineup: SS Crawford CF Rodríguez 1B Naylor LF Arozarena RF Raley 2B Young DH Canzone C Garver 3B Emerson

@tolerateitmax @colinokeefe Showare capacity is around 7100, same size as Wamu. They either play the new venue (built for music) or one of the two minor league hockey arenas that are also better adapted for live music. Wamu was never a live music venue but they made it work because there was a need.

@johncmack @colinokeefe And please don’t ever make me go to Everett or Kent for a concert ever again. I’d rather all concerts be in Seattle. & Showare Center has around the same capacity as the new venue would. Aka WaMu is a better option for the mid sized artist which higher capacity but not too high

Okay starting *now,* no more spending on real estate ventures from the Mariners until they run one (1) $200m payroll.

@tolerateitmax @colinokeefe Showbox Sodo is way better than Wamu for sound. Wamu would only be competing with this new venue. Wamu can just stick with wedding expos and home improvement shows. Mid level acts can play this new venue or go play Tacoma Dome/Angel Of The Winds/Showare

@johncmack @colinokeefe I’m okay with the new venue as long as WaMu or Showbox Sodo don’t disappear because of it

@tolerateitmax @colinokeefe It has terrible sound and it’s all because it was never constructed to be a performing arts venue. It’s a space for RV and boat shows.

@johncmack @colinokeefe Wamu can fit more people than this new venue. We don’t need Wamu to die. Wamu is the only venue in the state that has the middle capacity between small and large venues.

@JoeVeyera Thank you for spreading the word about Doppler. I park there for so many Seattle events. Games, concerts, you name it. Short walk to Westlake and there’s a couple of great food options within walking distance as well.

There is a lot of awful packed into this one post, but a helpful note you can park in the Amazon Doppler garage for free after 4 p.m. on weekdays, just a three minute walk from FareStart, and then support the great work they do providing job training. x.com/houseinsuburbs…

FareStart has announced its summer lineup of Guest Chef Nights, where diners can get a three-course meal for $60 prepared by top Seattle chefs with the help of students enrolled in its free restaurant industry job-training program.

@colinokeefe Damn Neil Young played there?

@johncmack Only been once and went to a very smoky Neil Young show. Good times.