John Coles

I’m off. Over the last month my recommended content has gone from things I’m interested in to propaganda and I’m not here for that. I’ve loved Twitter since I joined but there’s no denying this community has changed. I might be back for the odd update but for now 👋

@pizzahutuk @pizzahut Oh look, another one.

@pizzahutuk @pizzahut Oh look, another one.

@pizzahut @pizzahutuk stop emailing me. I unsubscribed 2 weeks ago.

@jtahoyle I’m glad I’m not the only one!

Just complained to the front desk that my hotel room's AC is locked at 25°C/77°F and housekeeping took the spare key I was using to trick it into staying cool. I have never felt more culturally American in my life

Hey @Dominos_UK, your iPad app needs a bit of testing. These ads in a place where I’m literally spending money with you is out of hand.

@pushmatrix @SphereVegas What were you outputting, NDI, Decklink, or just a projector out?

But how to get this on the Exosphere? Turns out OBS Studio has a Browser source type that lets you output the content of a webpage, at any resolution. We collaborated closely with @SphereVegas to figure out how to ingest that video. To our surprise it was possible!

This is three.js running on the Exosphere. 🤯 Rendering in realtime from a browser at 8K / 60fps. Here’s how Shopify just pulled it off 👇

@SawyerMerritt As someone with a Model 3 that has LTE that’s not worked or been fixed through 2 years of updates from Tesla, this can not come quick enough.

I do not miss CarPlay on my previous car. I prefer Tesla's native system.

@OpenAI Subtitles please, we can’t all hear things :)

Sound on.

My bonus structure is based on the tickets I closed. Yesterday a coworker's keyboard stopped working. He filed a ticket. Instead of replacing it, I stole the keyboard from the receptionist's desk and gave it to him. Now the receptionist filed another ticket: "My keyboard is missing." The more tickets I close, the bigger my bonus. Unplugging my manager's printer next.

@greentheonly Passenger profiles are something I’d love any way. That way when I get in my wife’s car as a passenger the chair can move to my preferred position and the AC can adjust. Same when she uses my car.

Also a suggestion: Now that we can have unlimited phone keys - why not have designated "passenger keys" - these wout only unlock the car in proximity, but won't let the car to start. Also assign a "open passenger door" to some of them so the passenger door opens when such key approaches similar to how driver's door opens today for the driver. Would be a real nice touch with a premium feel.

This thread is to put in writing my impression of a pretty fresh model X I tried the other day as a loaner. It was not the newest with front bumper cam, but otherwise pretty fresh.

This is a joke. My wife would kill me.

iPhone Air, or iPhone Pro….

@ThemeParkWW Mid tier ride. If it wasn’t an IP tie in it would be worse. Effects were down when I rode, lots of cuts through darkness that could be caves and themed. Tech and IP is good, but such a short experience.

Walk on Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts in the single rider queue 😍 What are your thoughts on this indoor roller coaster that opened in 2014?

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

It’s 2025 and the @WDWToday app is still light mode only 😂 Get it out at a late night at the park and BOOM flash bang to check the wait times.

@browsercompany Waking up to see your artsy browser was acquired by the company that makes Jira

@robotaxi Can you make it available in other markets (UK, EU) so that visitors can download it? We don’t have access to the US store :(

Robotaxi app now available to all Download to join waitlist – expanding access soon

@nikitabier Howdy! Congrats on the new role. Small issue I’ve noticed recently chasing a small crawling human, locking my iPhone doesn’t stop videos from playing (when viewed full screen), nor are controls triggered in iOS so I have to unlock my device then quit the app (or close the player manually).