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@sw_holocron This is not the way

The official White House Twitter/X account has posted this picture of Donald Trump as The Mandalorian 🙄

@TheRealDon85 @theliamnissan Screw the sandwich, my five minutes will be spent enjoying a cold one

If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@WongUpdates Then fuck you and your movie @zcregger

Zach Cregger says he cut out all references to the games in his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ movie after fan backlash. “Fuck all of you. You get nothing now.” (via: Deadline)

@MLB We got it admin, you’re Ohtani-sexual

The Dodgers booth had to call out Shohei’s reaction to this 75 MPH hit by pitch 😅

@noahcamras Oh no, the poor $2.1 billion super team… Cry me a river

The Dodgers offense over their last four games: 7 runs scored 0 home runs 4 extra-base hits .225 batting average (29 hits in 129 at-bats) They've lost all four games.

@TodayInSportsCo “Wricley Field”… take your AI slop elsewhere…

Top MLB stadiums. Do you agree?

REPORT: The MLB has announced that former umpire Angel Hernandez will be rejoining the MLB as a Triple-A umpire. The hope for Hernandez is that he can return to the major league level as soon as possible.

@JomboyMedia And the award for the most-hated MLB player of 2026 goes to Crybaby Rushing. Sit down douchebag

Dalton Rushing was called out on an automatic strike three because the umpire said he was never granted time out, even though Rushing was certain he was

@FOXSports You missed a few deferred numbers at number one there

The highest paid players in baseball this season by combined on-field and off-field earnings 💰 (via Forbes)

@Mollyploofkins Yes

Where did Trump's parents go wrong?

@CultureCrave Lookin’ good! Excited to see more in the coming days!

First teaser for ‘Alien: Isolation 2’ 🎮

@ML3democrats Staged for the second time

@AZ_Brittney Grade-A bullshit

Describe the White House Correspondents Dinner in one or two words. ✋

@RichardAngwin A ton of bricks

what would you throw to him ??

@Maga_Trigger It was staged in Pennsylvania, why would it be any different now? It’s just another worthless distraction from actual important matters. Not that the orange idiot would know what’s actually important

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you believe the shooting at the White House Correspondance was staged to deflect from the war?

@MLBONFOX @Ken_Rosenthal Seems fishy. Little punk ass bitch

“I think it was efficiency. Getting in the strike zone early allowing himself to get swing-and-miss late.” Dalton Rushing spoke with @Ken_Rosenthal about Roki Sasaki’s performance after the Dodgers beat the Cubs 12-4

@EdKrassen That’s unfortunate

BREAKING: Multiple gunshots fired inside/near the White House Correspondents' Dinner at the Washington Hilton. President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump were rushed out by Secret Service. A suspect was neutralized at the scene. Trump is safe and unharmed.

@BlakeHHarris Rent. Freakin’. Free. Get used to it

Ugliest loss of the season

@Dodgers Defer that ya freakin’ bums

FINAL: Cubs 6, #Dodgers 4

@BSideAnn_ Exactly why I’ve never had respect for their “fans”

I remember Dodger fans booing during an injury time out for Hodge in 2024 and I lost what respect i had for them that night.