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mastodon.social/@johnnie

@johnnieingram

Critic @theweereview. I like live comedy a bit too much, and Doctor Who exactly the right amount. Not nearly as English as my accent implies. He/him.

Scotland | https://mastodon.social/invite/NSpHZ8PF Katılım Mart 2008

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·10 Oca

A quick reminder that my primary social media thingie is now #Mastodon and not Twitter. Mastodon is like a more powerful Twitter with fewer nazis, but with more furries. If you're not sure how to start with Mastodon, I'd be glad to help. Hit me up, bro. @johnnie" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.social/@johnnie

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·16 Oca

What a shitty week it's been.

Variety@Variety

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·10 Oca

@Herring1967 Even worse, there's got to be those times when he introduces himself and he absolutely *sees* it in their eyes, that moment of "wait a second, Phil DAOUST? Holy shit, it's HIM" but they don't say anything, they just *know* and Phil knows they know and yes please, interview pls.

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Richard K Herring@Herring1967·10 Oca

Personally I would be delighted to have been the inspiration for something so perfect, but it must be weird introducing yourself to people and wondering...

Richard K Herring@Herring1967

"occasional" is the most brutal part though

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·3 Oca

Siri, show me the perfect metaphor for Musk's takeover of Twitter.

Fesshole🧻@fesshole

I pulled over onto the hard shoulder. Then I went down the embankment, lowered my trousers, and squatted to do a huge, watery diarrhoea. When done I attempted to climb the embankment again, which was wet, but slipped and slid all the way back down right into my shit.

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·8 Ara

@20thcenturymarc I spent longer than I'm comfortable admitting looking at that and thinking "I don't get it, what rhymes with dressage?"

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Marc Burrows@20thcenturymarc·8 Ara

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf?

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·2 Ara

@alastair_ch @StNiniansLib I have always seen Lilith as Claudia Black in my head, although I have only consciously realised this just now.

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Alastair Chisholm@alastair_ch·2 Ara

@StNiniansLib Jack Black would be perfect as Whorley! 😄

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Mrs Baird 📚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐉@StNiniansLib·2 Ara

Our #BooksNBiscuits were on fire today trying to cast the movie of their book! @alastair_ch

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·1 Ara

NO.

mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·30 Kas

I'll bet they did, aye :-) Good on you @JaneyGodley , mind how you go.

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·21 Kas

Ladies, Gentlemen, and others, I give you: the greatest goddam band in the world. youtube.com/watch?v=wnFQn7… Words cannot fully express how much I love this album.

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·15 Kas

@michaellegge Yeah yeah, I'll get around to it.

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Michael Legge@michaellegge·15 Kas

@johnnieingram Thank you. And piss off xx

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·15 Kas

It is, indeed, pretty damn sexy. I have a signed physical version, on the first page of which Michael has lovingly taken the time to entreat me, personally, to "piss off". It says more about me than it does about Michael that I consider this money very well spent.

Michael Legge@michaellegge

Buy my audiobook. It’s sexy. michaellegge.bandcamp.com/album/strawber…

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NextUp - Live Comedy@nextupcomedy·14 Kas

We did the homework so you don’t have to.😉 Find out where your favourite comedians are streaming and thank us later.🤩 📍Dive in: comedyspecials.co.uk #nextupcomdy #comedystreamingplatform #ukcomedy #standupcomedyuk

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·14 Kas

@nextupcomedy Fair play lads, this is great.

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·8 Kas

@Mowgzilla I am deeply jealous.

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Wee Mowgz@Mowgzilla·8 Kas

Look at how good this setlist is. Incredible

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Wee Mowgz@Mowgzilla·7 Kas

I went to see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds at the Hydro on Sunday. I think he is now the best live act I have ever seen. The word "transcendent" is thrown about a lot, but it really applies to that whole act. It was a relentlessly good concert. Again

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·6 Kas

Right. Listen. If you can't be trusted with nice things like democracy, then they'll be taken away and you can get them back at the end of class.

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mastodon.social/@johnnie@johnnieingram·6 Kas

That's what I thought you'd say, you stupid fucking horse.

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ACMS@AltComMemSoc·4 Kas

Mark Hamill spending days carefully looking for posts in tribute to Janey and replying to them all with a broken heart emoji is such a beautiful kindness.