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@johnnieingram
Critic @theweereview. I like live comedy a bit too much, and Doctor Who exactly the right amount. Not nearly as English as my accent implies. He/him.
Scotland | https://mastodon.social/invite/NSpHZ8PF Katılım Mart 2008
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A quick reminder that my primary social media thingie is now #Mastodon and not Twitter. Mastodon is like a more powerful Twitter with fewer nazis, but with more furries. If you're not sure how to start with Mastodon, I'd be glad to help. Hit me up, bro.
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@Herring1967 Even worse, there's got to be those times when he introduces himself and he absolutely *sees* it in their eyes, that moment of "wait a second, Phil DAOUST? Holy shit, it's HIM" but they don't say anything, they just *know* and Phil knows they know and yes please, interview pls.
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Personally I would be delighted to have been the inspiration for something so perfect, but it must be weird introducing yourself to people and wondering...
Richard K Herring@Herring1967
"occasional" is the most brutal part though
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Siri, show me the perfect metaphor for Musk's takeover of Twitter.
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I pulled over onto the hard shoulder. Then I went down the embankment, lowered my trousers, and squatted to do a huge, watery diarrhoea. When done I attempted to climb the embankment again, which was wet, but slipped and slid all the way back down right into my shit.
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@20thcenturymarc I spent longer than I'm comfortable admitting looking at that and thinking "I don't get it, what rhymes with dressage?"
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@alastair_ch @StNiniansLib I have always seen Lilith as Claudia Black in my head, although I have only consciously realised this just now.
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Ladies, Gentlemen, and others, I give you: the greatest goddam band in the world. youtube.com/watch?v=wnFQn7… Words cannot fully express how much I love this album.

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It is, indeed, pretty damn sexy. I have a signed physical version, on the first page of which Michael has lovingly taken the time to entreat me, personally, to "piss off". It says more about me than it does about Michael that I consider this money very well spent.
Michael Legge@michaellegge
Buy my audiobook. It’s sexy. michaellegge.bandcamp.com/album/strawber…
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We did the homework so you don’t have to.😉
Find out where your favourite comedians are streaming and thank us later.🤩
📍Dive in: comedyspecials.co.uk
#nextupcomdy #comedystreamingplatform #ukcomedy #standupcomedyuk
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Well that is not the news I wanted to wake up to. #JaneyGodley
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