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@WifeFinance One bath per busines day of the month

$856,000/mo. “Get pre-qualified”. Lmao.

Uni is fancy cus it “tastes like the ocean”. Who tf like the taste of the ocean?

@jackunheard Wouldnt you expect parents to outnumber the kids as most people have one child?

Disneyland held a massive event for kids who are fans of the show 'Bluey'.... There's only like a dozen kids there and hundreds of grown adults. Genuinely what is wrong with society?

@LayoffAI @SamBlak65731531 Dell laptops suck so bad. 2x price

LAYOFF ALERT: DELL Dell just confirmed 11,000 jobs cut in their annual filing. They spent $569M on severance and called it “disciplined cost management.” The list keeps growing.

@RukiaKuchiii @FreckleFaceFvck Subaru?

@FreckleFaceFvck No 😭🤣 my car just sense when other vehicles are around it like a Tesla and it’ll even send out red or yellow warnings if it thinks I’m gonna collide

It’s $996 to replace my windshield with insurance. It’s $491 to replace my windshield without insurance. What the fuck is the point of insurance ????

@wylfcen Women brand empathy

What’s the reason to do this for animals but not for people

@juicystar1908 @PaloAltoNtwks They lied. They protect their own regardless

@th33min 4’10”

no one actually guessed it right hahahaha

@dayonefoundry It generally is experincing night life when we say that. Or what people do on their days off

Dear "I don't want to do tourist stuff I want the local experience" people. The local experience is going to a 9-5 job that you hate in an air conditioned office building wishing for the weekend. Not trekking through a river on a coconut boat. You're a tourist. Be a tourist.

@jzux Check her early life section

so it turns out the “woke mind virus” was empathy for human life

@MomsPostingLs @adeaum Youll understand if you board first consistently

@adeaum Can we also discuss boarding? Why not board the back people first and the front people last? Why do first class fliers want to run on the plane just to sit there extra long?

carry-ons are an absolute parasite on safety, loading and unloading times, and aesthetics we need to get rid of them

@stelzner_n1150 Theyve imported a base and gave them all jobs…

The average life expectancy is 78. The average Baby Boomer is 75. Baby Boomers own 40% of the homes in America. Do the math and tell me a housing crash isn't coming. On a positive note, this will be a huge opportunity for young people. Be patient.

@jollygoodlyfe @maxyourtest Monkey logic

@maxyourtest big boobs are overrated nice ass is where it’s at

Anon seeks answers

@Popstonox RIP Kaya

Hasan Piker speaks directly to Gavin Newsom after he says Israel is an apartheid state "Gruesome Governor Gavin Newsom, listen to my voice. You want to make this pivot to the left? You know where to come. Come to me Gavin. I am sincerely interested in seeing what you're about."

@CriminalTube Remember when this happened and people were like “thats what happens when you stand close to the side”

Average NYC subway moment in 12 seconds

@D1procrastinatr @sheldontrading @centristpeater But you support the chest not the arm pit

@sheldontrading @centristpeater Literally every mf who has owned a big dog has propped them up on their hind legs. What is we talking about

@tminusdev @Lily_Argenta Likely not as ross was a museum employee and later a professor

@Lily_Argenta I wonder if ross was richer or chandler

@com_langer The same reason why you dress like you do when its not yours

why did they make them so aggressively gendered 😭😭😭

@nick_ally1986 Lust versus genuine attraction

If you're a guy and don't find Elieen Gu hot, you must be blind or gay or maybe both 👍🏻

@thesecoldbones Your take a figure are directly correlated

chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not