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The Arizona Cardinals fell in ESPN's new power rankings, but they are better than some teams. 📸 Joe Rondone/The Republic cardswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

@secnumbersguy This tweet will not age well

Is Jeremiah Smith the most OVERHYPED player IN THE COUNTRY? In his career against the SEC: -4.3 catches per game -49 yards per game He wouldn’t be in the conversation if he had to play SEC defenses every week

@FBGreatMoments Ben “Winter” Coates

Name a tight end nobody remembers who was actually elite.

@scottkilgrim @JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals Sorry, no more time catering to MHJ. Look what Michael Wilson did last year, despite the team forgetting he existed until week 11. Time for #18 to prove he’s a star. Catch the damn ball. Or get out of the way for #85 and #14

@JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals if the cards care about evaluating MHJ more than beck, then Jacoby will start games until they have an idea of what MHJ is. If you throw beck out there most of the season and he has another down year it’s easy to blame it on the rookie QB and we still have no idea if MHJ is good

Fair or not, Jacoby Brissett must wins games EARLY in 2026 or he'll be benched for Carson Beck. @PHNX_Cardinals | #Birdgang

@JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals He’s getting benched no matter what. Teams will be in tank mode for 2027 QB-draft-o-rama. Beck was pick 65. Find out if he can play. If he’s bad, which he most likely will be, fine…lose a couple more games to slide up that board. Then pray Monty doesn’t blow it 🙏

@HuskyLover84 @BoBrack Yep, that’s what that means.

@BoBrack So last offseason they said we were a playoff team. Had the most injuries in the league, improved the offensive playcaller/scheme, improved the OL and offensive weapons. Sure there’s a big ? at QB but now we’re the worst team in the league? Interesting

NFL.com has the Arizona Cardinals dead last in their post-draft power rankings. Low expectations? Sure. Worst in the league? That’s a stretch.

@SpiralFactor @BoBrack

@BoBrack They just took a RB pick 3 and a QB who will never start in the third round with the worst roster in the NFL and no starting QB 32 sounds about right tbh.

@EricRee67177777 @BoBrack …or they’ll get bottom of the league performance at QB and will be terrible. Meanwhile, Kyler Murray becomes the latest Viking QB to resurrect his career, leading them to the playoffs. Welcome to life as a Cardinals fan 🤷‍♂️

@BoBrack We have a lot to prove as a team. First it's the QB situation, which is key. If our starting QB can be top 20 in the NFL, we'll be better than people think. Although guys like Nolen, Darius Robinson, Mack, Will Johnson, Garrett Williams & Josh Sweat need to ball out HEALTHY💪

@g_parsons100 @BoBrack Can you blame them? I’m a fan and I don’t even want to watch this team

@BoBrack Power Rankings can almost be renamed the most relevant team. And we are most certainly the least relevant for national media

@nfldefense @BoBrack

@BoBrack Don't care. If we are still Cardinals fans at this point. I don't think anything will break us.

@gocards927 @BoBrack QB is arguably the most important position in sports, so what is the point of taking it out of the equation? No QB and a collection of underperforming talent that is arguably average at best = we’re picking in the top 5 next year, guaranteed

@BoBrack If you take QB out of the equation, they have a roster that’s probably 20th in the league. It’s certainly not a bottom 5 roster

@ZonaHeatCheck @BoBrack Too low at 6? 🤯 Did we watch the same team last year? Or for the last 106 years actually

@BoBrack We have way too much talent on both sides of the ball especially on offense. I believe if we stay healthy the floor is 6 wins and I feel like I’m going too low at 6

@Derek_Quimby23 @BoBrack They have the best odds to finish with the worst record. It’s not exactly going out on a limb

@BoBrack This is awful work. They aren’t the worst in football

@JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals @BoBrack Re: Love, that’s easy. Because it’s the Cardinals. A GM with a solid track record probably would get showered with praise for making such a bold pick. Can’t blame people for assuming this will blow up in AZ’s face….as most things do with this franchise 😖

Per a new report, multiple teams within the top 10 were poised to select RB Jeremiyah Love...so why the angst against Arizona? Plus, what's the path for rookie QB Carson Beck to start the season at QB1 for the Cardinals? Join @BoBrack and I as we're back on @PHNX_Cardinals...NOW!

Cardinals’ running back room: Jeremiyah Love Tyler Allgeier James Conner Trey Benson

@pitchfork Could not agree more.

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@Stranger_Things Happy Easter from the Rightside Up!

@Nickelodeon HAPPY EASTER, YOU EEEDIOTSSS!!!!

@ClancysCorner He probably will on his next team, Cardinals are football purgatory for quarterbacks 🫩

I’ll never understand why Kyler Murray couldn’t do what Bryce Young is doing.

@BirdmanofAZ 4 max

I think I'm gonna make a revision to my pre-season prediction of 10 wins. I'm feeling generous so I'll say 6 wins. Am I close?