John Schaffer

@laurapurkess 🤣🤣🤣

thank you literally everyone for your BoE rate cut comments

@imogen_tew Also gone for suitably grown-up decorations

First proper adult year in our proper adult home with a proper adult tree and we’ve gone for what can only be described as… christmas chaos

Odey has left! citywire.com/wealth-manager…

@laurapurkess Amazing, congrats!

4 shortlists for my time at Money Mail!! 💛 lovely to appear alongside the best of my colleagues. very chuffed 😊

Interesting chat on #consumerduty with ⁦@NickyMorgan01 - look out for the podcast next week ⁩ linkedin.com/posts/activity…

State of active asset management latest: Jupiter shares jumped after a surprise £100m inflow in the second half and annual outflows of *only* £3.5b (analysts expected £4.9b)

@JamesFitzJourno 😂😂😂😂

Sorry, what?

@JustinOnuekwusi @SEGA @NintendoUK @sonic_hedgehog I missed out on the mega drive - SNES was my first console. Will have to check this out on the Switch, N64 emulator is great as well!

A little trip down memory on a Sunday afternoon! Recently purchased Classic @SEGA Mega Drive games on the @NintendoUK Switch. #MegaDrive @sonic_hedgehog #backinthegroove

@MoorgateMermaid Ouch!

OK so it has taken me until 9:52 this morning to realise why nobody is responding to my emails. It's a bank holiday, isn't it? And I've been working since 8:30am!

@MoorgateMermaid Well this sounds like a lot of fun…..

So… Prominent Heating Services … Due today 10am-12pm. I texted at 10.40 asking where they were. 11am - in Epsom, “won’t be long.” 3:30pm I text them to ask if they meant Epsom, New Hampshire. Still no response at 5:15pm. They’re not coming are they?

@moises_ai can’t seem to upgrade to premium. Raised a ticket a week ago but no luck. Any help appreciated

@SloleyChris Oh dear, I’d completely missed the Brand New one

The rightful cancellation of Kanye West for his hideous comments means I will divert my attentions to other bands I have previously enjoyed such as Brand New, Arcade Fire and The Smiths… oh, fucking hell

@chris__johnson @hinge Wtaf dude, that’s disgusting. So sorry

@loukia_g Ahahahaha

What a time to be alive

@annabelbrodies @British_Airways What a nightmare!

.@British_Airways - so far on my holiday with you: my flight was delayed 24 hours but my bag stayed on the plane, the transfer to the hotel was not rebooked & the hotel just told me one room was full board- one half board - NO both full board. Called 3 numbers - no-one to help!🥵

@SloleyChris It actually is 😂

@johnschaffer90 Shut up, is that true?

There was a posh guy at our university called Quentin, whose older brother was called Winton. I often think that not was made out his parents finding two names that almost rhymed like that.

@annabelbrodies @martinstott @MoorgateMermaid @helen_kirrane @MoiraONeill @hickles @NickBritton_ @vanessabooth Great fun! Thanks @martinstott for organising a fantastic event

What a great night! Thanks so much @martinstott for organising Glastonbury in the City. Big thank you to the wonderful @MoorgateMermaid, @johnschaffer90 and the whole band below. Great playing @helen_kirrane @MoiraONeill @hickles. @NickBritton_ @vanessabooth

@jchcolvin 😂

Double flat viewing tonight. A real blockbuster

@SloleyChris Where does snacking factor into this?