jonathan vinton

@lateraltruth @RourkeBikes Fit for a King's.

The 16th Annual Christmas Eve Breakfast with Merry Rishmas and Addled Mere. @BetaRish @adelemeer

Next month, the days start getting shorter.

Kramer vs. Kramer

Are we Newman? Or are we dancer?

The 15th Annual Christmas Eve Breakfast with Merry Rishmas and Addled Meer. @BetaRish @adelemeer

@BetaRish Iris Elba.

@CuckooInternet done

It's ok, you can admit it. We've all don't it once or twice...a week. #cuckooconfessions

@rshotton As Clive James said ‘A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. ‘

Love this quote One to use the next time a brand says its category is too serious for funny ads In Humour, Seriously

@holly I’m thinking of getting Lorem ipsum.

I've always said I won't get a tattoo until I've liked the same idea for a year. But I've just thought of this and now I'm TEMPTED: Picture of Clippy with a speech bubble that says "it looks like you're trying to choose a tattoo. Would you like some help with that?"

@CuckooInternet Beware the broadbandits.

Mid-contract price rises are a tactic that the big six broadband providers have been using for years, leaving customers confused and shortchanged. At Cuckoo we’ve never raised prices mid-contract. That's £0.00 in "pounds and pence" 😁

Esta volviendo a casa.

So the D in D-Day stands for day. Day Day.

Ryvita should get Ray Winstone to do the V/O.

@BetaRish Sir Roderick Spode.

If you’re doing a U2 jigsaw, should you start at The Edge?

The days start getting shorter next month.

@keano81 A Flat Out White.

Tell you who some of the biggest pricks are. The ones who go to a train station coffee shop, one of the tiny platform ones, knowing their train’s about to arrive, and then spend three minutes shouting “MY TRAIN’S COMING!!!!!!” to a barista who’s trying to work as fast as they can

@BetaRish In fine company.

@davetrott The only name.

imo a great name for bamboo toilet paper -

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