Joseph Braley

Pic 1 clipped from holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

A story in two pictures

I cannot imagine being 81 years old with plenty of money and millions of people begging me to retire and then deciding to just keep working. Like someone dare me just one person (and also gimme the money) and I’ll do it I swear

@tim_cook Can’t wait to replace all my music gear with something I can’t plug headphones into thanks big dog

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

@MQULTRA23 👀

An old boss came into my new bar job tonight and I had to be nice to one of biggest assholes I've ever worked for and it *wasn't* Dave Meinert.

I don’t WANT to “pay rent.” I WANT to be an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls. 😤

@dogsof_wikihow @alexhallett Omg congratulations!!

wife mode: activate

2024 predictions In: Doing the in/out thing Out: 202x bingo card

@foie @the___WARDEN V sick!

anyway here’s a snippet from my first show with GYLT taken by @the___WARDEN

Tfw you’re shuffling your old music and you’re like “what happened to this band” and their bio is like “then they signed to burger records in 20xx” and all their socials are gone 🧐

Shuffle just followed up SZA “Drew Barrymore” with Rihanna “Kiss it Better.” Devastating one-two punch

@AIRCANADA1_6 🧐

Dude @AirCanada is the worst. They lost my clothes and gear 7 weeks ago. Since then I've spent over $1000 replacing stuff and, despite spending hours on the phone with them, they haven't even refunded my baggage fees. 0/10 do not recommend.

@AirCanada Apologies to everyone that complaining on twitter is the only route to customer service 🥴

Don’t mind me. I’m just over here wrighting my play.

Ok why is playwright spelt like that?

Sometime the bass really do go zoom

there is absolutely no amount of health benefits from ice baths/cold plunges/cold water in the shower that could make me want to do them. how is this so popular?

like are you kidding me?? youtu.be/S6XKTIoq__4

why the f didn’t anyone tell me about sleaford mods and I just had to read tweets about some weirdos opening for blur and got curious in 2023. i think this is my new fav band wtf