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@NigeriaStories With a colleague wife, what happens to all the female officers that have been calling out senior officers for harassment?

JUST IN: Nigerian Navy has dismissed a lieutenant and sentenced him to three years’ imprisonment after finding him guilty of having a scandalous affair with a colleague’s wife.

@Uber Your rider stole a child gift and turned of his phone it's really urgent

Sorry but I have a 5 star rating and would like to keep it that way 😂

@Uber One of your riders in nigeria stole a child gift and turn off his phone...

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@MezieAbia @NigeriaStories Really?! Where were you in 2017-2019? Or you have someone to fill that position

The Inspector General of Police should start by leaving that office and retiring as he’s long due for retirement. You can’t be illegally occupying a very sensitive position to enforce the law. An illegal person does not enforce legality. IGP Egbetokun should lead by example and stop rubbing this obvious corruption on the faces of Nigerians.

BREAKING NEWS: Starting from 1st February 2025, the Nigeria Police Force will commence full enforcement of mandatory Third party insurance for all vehicles on Nigerian roads.

@9mobileng this is my third attempt to port if my transfer doesn't work in the next 2hrs am going to NCC this rubbish must end. And I'll explore all legal damages available to me because this abuse of power.

@docneto Struggling to see how that long line was drawn to feminism or feminist.

This is basic biology but many feminists want to refute biology and deny that it underpins a lot of sex differences. Hard lessons will be learned.

@SlimNazi Totally agree with the planning, i was driving around jabi shoprite yesterday had to mavel at the new bridge being constructed. This was after connecting the wuye wuse bridge

Did you know!!!! Abuja is the only city in Africa without slums 🔥🇳🇬. It's also the most planned City ❤️

@docneto I was itching to post this at the office if you are unfaithful at your place of work how would the staff you employ be faithful? Especially when said place of work and employer is doing their best.

A big fallacy I see sometimes is people who are poor at executing as an employee that think they'll magically get better at executing as a business owner. I have news for you, the energy you apply to other people's business is the same energy you'll apply to yours.

@MimieLaushi When there are so many options? Don't remain in a trap join my network and I'll show you how you can start your own business with just N3000 and start earning 300k within 3 weeks.

Anyone that asks you to quit your job in this economy hates you. Don’t be foolish please 🙏🏽

@airpeace wants to fly to london and become a national carrier but they can't honour simple flight time. I heard the CEO talking about capacity and support whilst they lack integrity. Integrity should be the most important thing you need to fly a plane.

@TheSerahIbrahim What has Nigeria been doing about other helicopter crashes in Nigeria

This the third helicopter crash in the US this week alone and now it has taken 6 Nigerian lives. Lives that were planning for the future of our great country. What is the FG doing about this. If the CEO of JPMorgan crashed his chopper in Nigeria, what would America do? How will they handle it? What is the govt doing about this? Our air route is the safest but we face more criticisms.

@docneto When you have my account number why are you reducing what you would have given me by paying a vendor to deface the money.

Can money bouquets be banned please. They're so crass, razz, tacky etc.

@docneto Mine was one of those perspire to perspire programs most of it was confusing and the other part were the teacher trying to discuss numbers mixed it up got me upset, like how dear you waste my time like this?

Signed up for a course once where i was more informed than the teacher. Made me realize that I should be teaching my own courses instead. Actually helps me learn faster and deeper.

@gtbank_help You people are not serious

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"There's nothing wrong in seeing the President" - Kenneth Okonkwo, Fmr Labour Party Spokesperson (on Daniel Bwala's visit to President Tinubu) #SunriseDaily #CTVTweets

@DoubleEph @docneto That one dey but why is raising funds the reason for their closure? Am very curious, I actually want to search them out and find out what they were about. But really alot of young entrepreneurs think its all vibes. Resilience is the name of the game on these streets.

@docneto Agreed. But also, don’t name your startup Zazuu

Startup streets are tough. My thoughts are with every founder grappling with existential challenges. Remember that startup failure doesn't define you, the fact that you ventured already sets you apart as exceptional. "Zazuu shuts down" techcabal.com/2023/11/18/zaz…

@docneto Its terrible most hospitals are brutal, not human face or empathy to what they do

It's ludicrous that hospitals and clinics in Nigeria don't provide health insurance to their own staff. If one of their own needs healthcare they often are not able to afford the very care that they provide and enable. Are we alright at all in this country?

@EddieMadaki What does that have to do with the police though? It wasn't police officers at the toll

Olopa stopped ne at a check point. He said , “: wind down i wan tell you something, “ Me: ok Olopa : “ my brother e no easy “ Me: “ how you know Wetin I wan tell you too?! Walahi e no easy “. Dude looked like he wanted to slap me. EndSARS genocide wasn’t easy on us either

@docneto Zuma Resort has a world class facility

Why does Nigeria not feature much as a destination in the international conference circuit? It's often Kigali, Nairobi, Addis and even Accra, rarely ever Lagos or Abuja in my experience. What can we do to attract this valuable export activity?