David Hahn

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David Hahn

David Hahn

@jokesondavid

I'm back, bitches!! DBAP. Dude/Bro. I tell jokes on stage sometimes.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2009
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
I’m relieved to see that the left solved the problem of systemic racism and white supremacy by electing an even older White man, with a history of saying very racist things, along with a woman who kept Black men in prison to continue to use them as cheap labor.
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David Hahn
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@CraterfaceJay @Dilated_Pixels_ @luisjgomez Well, if they don’t understand name calling then they can’t be reasoned with, can they? I’m sorry your kids are too stupid to understand they’re calling why they call you names
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@TiffanyFong Weird because people are blaming kimchi for the supposed high rates of gastrointestinal cancer in Korea
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Monica Almaguer
Monica Almaguer@MonicaMAlmaguer·
Men, the less body fat you have, the bigger your 🍆 looks....
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@HVNYrefugee I grew up in NE Kansas and made that drive to Denver countless times. I could do without most of the Kansas part.
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Alan Chan
Alan Chan@GlucoXeAlan·
@MsMelChen @kane There is no such thing as Koreans + Chinese! Japanese + Taiwanese perhaps. 😂
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Kane 謝凱堯
Kane 謝凱堯@kane·
It’s always funny when intra-Asia racism escapes containment to surprise white savior progressives who treat “AAPI” as some homogenous blob.
marquess of sandwich, inventor of@johnarbuckleamv

filipinos stole spring rolls from the chinese and gave them the fake name of lumpia. you hate to see it. they don’t even cite the hokkien or the fujianese OR the cantonese who came before them and just keep coming around with “lumpia” “recipes”. many such cases!

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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@_mickydicky @luisjgomez Well… if she acted this way around others I’d 100% hear about it. Everyone loves my kid because she’s …. Well behaved. Cope harder phæg
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St. Jimmy
St. Jimmy@_mickydicky·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez Stopped the behavior around you, sweetheart Nobody else has the authority to hit…so nobody else gets the respect
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Luis J. Gomez
Luis J. Gomez@luisjgomez·
You could also have talked to her. Maybe that would have worked too. Guess we’ll never know.
David Hahn@jokesondavid

@luisjgomez My six year old called her mom stupid. I took one good smack on her behind and she’s never done it, or anything close to it, since.

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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@Dilated_Pixels_ @luisjgomez lol. Like I’ve said. Don’t project your own personal experience onto me or anyone else. This would be like me saying NOT hitting your kid will make them into a sociopath who shoots up schools. Neither of them are remotely true.
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Dilated Pixels
Dilated Pixels@Dilated_Pixels_·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez You solved the problem in the same fashion as a caveman. Tell me about Neanderthal IQ now. Hit the kid again. Might as well fully commit her into the bracket of lower self esteem and higher rate of substance issues later in life.
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@TrumpisJewish69 @luisjgomez Can’t fix it with reason. My approach fixed the glitch. Again, if my kid is “just an asshole” (she can be) then your approach can’t work. I have evidence that mine did.
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@Dilated_Pixels_ @luisjgomez Oh, I solved the problem and so far it’s been permanent. You can soft parent your pets all you want. Leave humans out of the equation
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Dilated Pixels
Dilated Pixels@Dilated_Pixels_·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez If you can’t find a line of approach other than hitting your child, you lack problem solving abilities that are directly be tied to IQ. Some children have things like PDA or ODD & all they want to do is prove they don’t “have to.” You can’t speak through that, you’re weak & dumb.
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St. Jimmy
St. Jimmy@_mickydicky·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez Let me guess….your parents did it and you turned out fine? (Fine=thinking hitting a child will do anything other than thinking anything is fine if they don’t get hit while using violence to get what they want)
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@_mickydicky @luisjgomez Punishment fit the crime. The punishment also stopped the behavior. That’s not lazy. It’s efficient.
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St. Jimmy
St. Jimmy@_mickydicky·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez Punishment has to fit the crime. Only reason to hit a child is if they hit you. That’s a natural consequence. Hit=get hit Otherwise you’re just too stupid or lazy to have kids
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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@lukeappleton Sure you are. You’re also allowed to be wrong. It’s like virgins having opinions about how to have sex
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Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽
Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽@zapatas_mom·
You make 30-50k as a man?! Lmfaooooo the fat ugly shrekinas are EXACTLY your league.
Echo 🔆@TheEcho13

You’re not being punished for being average, you’re being punished for believing your completely ordinary traits should attract any woman you desire. Women aren’t ignoring good men. They’re ignoring men who think they’re entitled to her as a reward for clearing the lowest bar. These guys are not upset that ‘no girl wants them’. They’re upset that the women they want would have to dramatically lower her standards to date him. All while calling the women who actually are in his league fat and ugly. Women aren’t the problem.

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David Hahn
David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@suburbs_enjoyer @luisjgomez Kids know nothing at the jump. It’s why parenting is required. Doesn’t watch much TV and when she does it’s only things we know about. Shes around other kids at school. Probably where she picks it up. Like I said, I’ve only had to do it once. She learned her lesson.
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suburbs enjoyer@suburbs_enjoyer·
@jokesondavid @luisjgomez You should look into why it was caused in the first place. Many parents don’t have these problems at all. Their kids know better at the jump. Maybe more supervision with what she’s watching?
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Luis J. Gomez
Luis J. Gomez@luisjgomez·
Put your kids in Jiu Jitsu. It’ll humble them and teach them consequences. A bunch of really good kids in every Jiu Jitsu school I’ve been to. Plus you don’t have to hit them if they’re being choked out by other kids every day.
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David Hahn@jokesondavid·
@PatsKam So long as I can also request a female driver ….
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Kam@PatsKam·
I truly believe Uber deserves more credit for having this option now. Imagine being harassed at a bar as a female, the last thing you want is to get in a car with a man. Not all men are bad, many are amazing & helpful in these situations, but sometimes a woman is comforting.
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