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jolly jules

@jolly_jules

mom of three girls and wife to the most patient man on the planet

Katılım Mart 2011
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jolly jules
jolly jules@jolly_jules·
Husband: *rattles a bag in the kitchen* Me (one room away): What are you eating? Doesn’t matter, I want some. Marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
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jolly jules@jolly_jules·
So freaking happy for Jordan Walker.
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jolly jules@jolly_jules·
It’s so bizarre to me when an oncologist and a nurse recommends a medication to a patient and she says “I’d like to research it” as if she can learn more from the internet than the oncologist knows about it. What a time to be ignorant.
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shree🪄@Goldensky0·
The problem with a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book
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GFed
GFed@GfedGoCrazy·
April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic
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Sophie Vershbow
Sophie Vershbow@svershbow·
If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.
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That Mom Tho
That Mom Tho@mom_tho·
Welcome to your 40s: you now understand why your dad fell asleep anywhere and everywhere
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Bob Wachter
Bob Wachter@Bob_Wachter·
I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell. Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?
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New Heights
New Heights@newheightshow·
Our guest loved his intro so much, Jason might've just gotten a job at The Oscars TOMORROW. CONAN O'BRIEN. @ConanOBrien
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Collins🦋
Collins🦋@collinstimbela_·
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera
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Harold #1 Aces Fan
Harold #1 Aces Fan@AceHarold1937·
Tonight I discovered a St. Louis institution called “Lion’s Choice”..I naively assumed it was similar to Arby’s..However, the roast beef had the kind of quality you’d expect from something carved at a steakhouse..For several glorious bites, I forgot the Aces lost yesterday!!
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madi 🤠
madi 🤠@barzillier·
the fact that it’s still considered “woke” in 2026 to think that women deserve respect is insane 😭
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Sam G
Sam G@ItsSamG·
My nervous system cannot handle even one more video of that little baby macaque being mistreated
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Triiad ୭୭
Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx·
I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.
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Emily Gould
Emily Gould@EmilyGouldNYmag·
I ace my performance of this every morning for my children and it never lands
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Brown Eyed Girl
Brown Eyed Girl@Browneyes5152·
Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.
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brit
brit@britnihemmer·
anyone else feel like they’re being water boarded with terrible news and information at all times
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
One of my favorite games to play as an adult is: Did I take Tylenol 30 minutes ago or did I just think about taking Tylenol 30 minutes ago...
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sixfootcandy
sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy·
I am significantly more pleasant when chips and salsa are present.
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