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@VerizonSupport I am still not receiving some text messages such as MFA texts. San Jose CA

@TheRedDeath30 That’s AI writing for you.

Imagine having the hubris to start any message by stating that the moment you picked up a hobby you knew you were a "prodigy". While may be foreshadowing it's also incredibly arrogant. All while misspelling disc golf in the very sentence.

@BusterTheOrange @TheRedDeath30 We call science/2nd throw aces "dry dreams".

I have 5 disc golf aces in my life. The discs i used: - Dx Innova Gazelle - Dx Innova Panther - Westside Maiden - Gstar Innova Leopard3 - Skulboy Axiom Hex What about you?

@TheRedDeath30 - DX Leopard (retired) -4x ESP Buzzz (retired) -Throw Pink Valkyrie (Retired) - Gstar Mamba (Retired) -Glitsch - Beaver State Fling Valkyrie -Same Glitsch -Gstar Mamba -Same Glitsch -Same Glitsch (Retired) -Different Glitch

@IAmPoliticsGirl Here a concept. Don’t break the law and get convicted of a crime and whine that you are being punished.

To my fellow Californians… Slavery has no role in a modern society. Vote YES on Prop 6 to help incarcerated people do the kind of work that will help lead to better outcomes, for all of us, on the outside.

@gozkybrain4u 13 in 1977. It was a bigger deal back then.

How old were you when you wrote your first Hello World?

Wow. So I just. Voted today. There just aren’t any supportable fiscal conservatives on the ballot. I voted democrat again. Where are all the not crazy fucking Republican candidates? This whole cult thing is mind-boggling.

@joncoopertweets There are unlimited bombshell posts about Cheeto head but the cultists are unable to comprehend them.

Rumors have been going around all day that a bombshell story about Trump is about to break — reportedly within the next few days. No details on what it’s all about, although it apparently involves photos. Whatever it is, it’s supposedly “devastating.” #OctoberSurprise

@MtStHelensWA Blow that shit east.

If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast

@mastersdisc I throw 250-280 and often 230. I do have several option in my arsenal though. Today, I was 8 strokes under the biggest arm and was 1 over two big arms. Low score was 3 less than me. Everyone out throws me. So, I compete by driving to my core strength of approach accuracy distance

@ShankedDG Same. If you miss your spot by a little on the fairway, it doesn’t matter. If you jump putt from 60’, it doesn’t matter. It you take extra space to give you an easier throw or better line, it matters.

I’m so over the foot fault stuff man If you can dunk it from C2 before you land I say let them 😂

44 Republican Senators just voted against protecting IVF treatment. 49 Republican Senators said they supported it back in June, but they didn’t today when they had to actually vote on it. Ignore what they say, and watch what they do.

@MW_DiscGolf I am a tossed and found custodian. Destroyers are #1. Probably Shykes are next and 3rd would be Wave/Hex/Crave. Not sure which of those last three I get more. I handle 15-20 tosses and found a week.

As the custodian of a lost and found it’s been interesting which discs are returned the most. What would you guess our top three are?

@GreenSplatter Glitch

Disc golfers: Regardless of disc type ... What is the straightest-flying frisbee in your bag?

@DiscGolfGuru I took a year off...

I’m going to take 2 days off a month to play Disc Golf. Will likely be a Tuesday or Thursday. I have decided my mental health is worth it, my emotional health is worth it, my physical health is worth it. Wife said yesterday I play too much.

@TSA do I need some sort of ID for my one year old to fly?

I am embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve watched this remix.

@VEINSVEINSVElNS Grab an inexpensive starter set and play disc golf for free. Caution ⚠️ may become addicting.

@Crunchy_DG I've played A, B and C tiers and didn't get an invite this year.

Rumor is that pretty any person that played an A or B tier has been sent an invite to NADGT Championships because of poor attendance last year. Any truth behind this?

#discgolf Bag. (3) Mambas 141, 145, 147g, Wave 148g, Katana 167g, Fission Timelapse 166g, Tesla 157g, Sexton Firebird 173g, Leopard3 156g, Fission Hex 157g, A7 156g, Pixel 167g, Pixel 166g, Pig 172g, Glitsch 152g.