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GRAVEL! #totp

Well, I feel sorry for the elephant. #totp

@lushattic Banger. But forever now associated by me with the zombie sex scene at the end of 'Dead Snow 2'.

Total eclipse of the ARSE! #totp

When I was first elected, evidence showed it would take 193 years to bring London's air pollution within legal limits. Thanks to our policies, we've done it in 9 💚 theguardian.com/environment/20…

@lushattic My Frank n furter.

@lushattic Taken to early, RIP beautiful man.

Sid Snot. #totp

@lushattic The desire to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight ' is only ever a whim away...

Tight fit had two songs that were utterly perfect pop. This and fantasy island. #totp

Dubai Brits, you are NOT welcome back here. You don't contribute to our economy, we're full. Piss off. Go to the nearest safe Country. Kind regards, Britain's working class

So let me get this right. The US can find and kill a leader of a foreign country halfway around the world. But they can't find any of the paedophiles and child traffickers from the Epstein list and arrest any of them in their own country?

Things went downhill when the motor industry imposed on-street parking on everyone, and society accepted that drivers could litter the streets with their private property for free. Pedestrianise Soho @MayorofLondon @CityWestminster

@lushattic Ski outfits. Boney M really were quite bonkers.

Opening to this version of Painter man borrows very heavily from Milk and alcohol by the Feelgoods. Or maybe the other way round. #totp

@lushattic I think I've watched too many horror films for this to not be creepy.

Ooh, Legs an co in their Pierrot outfits. Fab. #TOTP

Today marks exactly four years since Putin started his three-day push to take Kyiv. And that says a great deal about our resistance, about how Ukraine has fought all this time. Behind those words stand millions of our people, immense courage, incredibly hard work, endurance, and the long path Ukraine has been pursuing since February 24. Looking back at the beginning of the invasion and reflecting on today, we have every right to say: we have defended our independence, we have not lost our statehood; Putin has not achieved his goals. He has not broken Ukrainians; he has not won this war. We have preserved Ukraine, and we will do everything to secure peace and justice. Glory to Ukraine!

President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, submitted Professor Dag Oistein Endsjo. Amazing news❤️🫡🇺🇦

10 fucking years since Brexit when Farage told us that Europeans were the reason for the state of country. Today, after leaving the EU, this cunt is still here moaning that immigrants are the reason for the state of the country. He’s a fucking fraud & a liar. Never ever Reform

A billionaire worth £17,000,000,000 who moved to Monaco to dodge £4,000,000,000 in tax is now blaming immigrants for Britain’s problems. If parasitic billionaires like Jim Ratcliffe paid what they owe — and politicians weren’t in their pockets — our NHS, schools and public services wouldn’t be on their knees. It is textbook divide and rule. The real enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

Gary Lineker: Genocide is bad. The right: Stick to football. Jim Ratcliffe: The UK is being colonised, and I don't pay personal income tax here. The right: Yaay, Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Man of the people. True patriot. Rashford: Feed the kids. The right: Boo. Stick to football.

@AbujaHausa @Simon_Ingari So before you hire someone do you check their star chart and cast the bones too? I don't think I'd want to work for someone crippled by superstition.

It's a pattern or propensity already Why are all the jobs or company doing Bankruptcy or going broke as soon as she joins them That's some negative aura Bad luck on her side A red flag for me Some people are like Jonah ask soon as they hop into your boat ⛵ Ship wreck straight up

In Janaury, HR received a woman's resume with the following job history... She got a job in 2021. It ended in 2022. She got a new job in 2022. It ended in 2023. She got a new job in 2023. It ended in 2024. She got a new job in 2024. It ended in July 2025. Even though she was a serial job hopper, she was a referral from a current employee, so HR gave her a quick call. "Why'd your job end in 2022?" Budget cuts, then laid off. "Why'd your job end in 2023?" Company went out of business. "Why'd your job end in 2024?" Company was acquired and all of us were laid off. "Why'd your job end in 2025?" Cut in the 4th and final round of mass layoffs. "Wait - so none of these job endings were voluntary? You didn't leave for more money? You didn't leave because you hated your boss or the culture sucked? You didn't leave because you were a poor performer or got fired?" Stop believing someone is a "job hopper" until you talk to them. And teach your hiring team to stop thinking this way too.

@lushattic For the dads?

Hello Legs and co. #TOTP