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@Senninsage 😂

Every Halo game made since Bungie left Microsoft has been better than anything Bungie has made since. Halo 4, Halo 5, Halo Wars 2, and Halo Infinite are all superior games to Destiny, Destiny 2, and now Marathon. Halo Infinite is the strongest campaign in the franchise.

@alt_w_v_g I gave up half way down, did this dude get his dishwasher fixed?

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@asha_shar Love the quick resume update

Two weeks ago, we started working on some of the most requested Xbox features. Today, they’re here. Keep the feedback coming!

@FonzGaming @digitalfoundry How many t flops?

You've stated several times @digitalfoundry said there was no power difference. This is an even BIGGER lie. They actually said:

@hjoneshojo Everyone is so concerned about the picture on a bit of plastic that used to laundering

Churchill’s funeral drew in over 300000 people but another 350 million watched it on television around the World. Taking him off our currency is an act of self harm.

@Senninsage Love your unbiased opinion on this 😂

Most won't admit it, but everybody knows it. Project Helix from Xbox is going to be revolutionary for gaming. There has never been anything remotely like it. It's a literal game changer product.

@hol40900 Love all the right wing total garbage and nonsense 🤡 and 🤖

"Two parties packed with failed Tories, led by men unfit to be Prime Minister." Starmer said it. And it stung. Because it's true. And while they squabble, you're paying for a war and a palace. #PoliticsLive #PMQs

@samuelluckhurst That fact your talking about united when there not even playing speak volumes, if only you were goood at your job

United have played at Real Madrid five times, dating back to their first season in the European Cup in 1956-57. City are playing at the Bernabeu for the seventh time in the last ten years tonight. That reality has to jolt #mufc eventually.

@Diannebrown128 @PeterStefanovi2 🤡

@PeterStefanovi2 Not at all true these parties are realising what dire situation you’ve put our military in all the while smilingly handing over billions to a foreign nation for their military. You are indecent

BREAKING: “She (Kemi Badenoch) said the UK should have joined the U.S and Israel in the initial offensive strikes. Then yesterday in the wake of the economic consequences she totally abandoned her position. She told the BBC I never said we should join.. that is the mother of all u-turns on the single most important decision a PM ever has to take” Keir Starmer #PMQs

@TiceRichard @BethRigby 🤡

Nigel Farage corrects the incorrect @BethRigby on council taxes The MSM cannot deal with Reform’s success

@GoodwinMJ It’s reform

Shock horror! The main threat facing the UK is not white working-class boys with knives, or white men flying flags, or even the ‘far-right’. Can you guess what it is?

@Khaledhzakariah 🤡

All the British cowards who suggest that the UK shouldn't get involved in a war where there's no "exit plan" are a bunch of lying, despicable, sickening hypocrites. You promise "indefinite support" and blank cheques for Ukraine. What about our allies in the Gulf, the US, Israel, or the 30,000 dead Iranians? Do they not deserve any support at all? Starmer will be remembered as the most pathetic, spineless, corrupt and inept Prime Minister this country has ever seen. He is a traitor.

@cymbal_martin @stu2305 Prob a bot

@stu2305 You must be an idiot

POTUS, A few weeks ago you were imposing tarrifs on the UK? You were threatening NATO allies Greenland and Canada? Not that many weeks ago you were smirking, calling our soldiers and 'fallen' heros cowards. You were posting nonsense about free speech here in the UK. You were posting lies about lawless London? You were posting lies about Sharia law spreading across the UK? You were sharing lies about 'two tier policing'? I think it best for both our country's if you simply stick your 'special relationship' up your fat, wrinkly, orange arse @CNN @ABC @PBS @washingtonpost @nypost

@Recliningdad @JohnCleese 🤡

@JohnCleese How fast can an election be held? What would it take? And would a party ever to agree to run on 6-8 basic ideas the country all agreed upon 20-30 years ago and nothing else. Essentially pull the plane up from a nose dive and recover.

The Labour Government is now the worst ever to run this country Worse than Johnson, worse then Truss, worse than Ethelred the Completely Hopeless Good bye!

@TiceRichard 🤡

Starmer is a weak follower not a Leader He has made the UK a laughing stock on the international stage He is not fit to govern digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2366/read…

@Simon_Ingari Or any random on twitter

Never accept advice from an employee who has been at the same company for more than 6 years.

@Brunte84 Is that right, aye!

Thatcher organised a fleet of 127 warships and cruise ships within 48hrs ready to sail to the Falkland Islands after Argentina invaded 🇬🇧 Starmer organised 1 ship to sail to Cyprus to protect the island but it won't be ready to sail until next week 🚣🏼‍♂️

@Tooth_Chipper Laughing stock more like

Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

@UtdForever7 Scholes wanted to bite Carrick’s toenails and he knocked him back, never been the same since.

🚨Gary Lineker on Paul Scholes IG post about Carrick: "You see, there's a little bit of beef between Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick? He's digging him out, isn't he? He's not exactly being very supportive of his old team-mate, is he?" "It's weird, isn't it? Maybe there's a bit of history there. Who knows?" #MUFC

@CutTheCap4k It’s like arguing we should go back to HDD because loading times were not that big a deal

This got to be a joke,right?