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@DaddyJew Wait until you hear about the Sistine Chapel!

you mean to tell me a dragon grew this fruit? unbelievable. what’ll they think of next

@theliamnissan Big words from a dude whose first language is Irish or something.

If you think they're not dumb and gullible, then you haven't been following my account. I proved it, over and over again. They can't even recognize a parody account

Listen you self-important assholes, millions of gullible idiots support Trump only because the Qanon psyop convinced them that Democrats (Not Epstein) were torturing and eating children. You don't hate people for being dumb and wanting to protect children. Not all MAGAs are evil.

@PicturesFoIder It looks like he's painting, not smoking.

This is what 10 years of smoking in a bathroom looks like

@josh_notch @CMonteroOficial That's not really English that you've typed...

@CMonteroOficial Even this is an example of our 2 tier justice system. Had she been a company instead she'd have gotten out of the 10 grand, the immigrants rounded up, and maybe a $500/$1000 fine for the offense instead of arrest. Then brought on some new immigrants for the next roof.

La mujer, que llamó a ICE para denunciar a 6 guatemaltecos —quienes casi habían terminado de instalar un techo de 10.000 dólares— con el fin de no tener que pagarles, ha sido arrestada x explotar el estatus migratorio para obtener un beneficio económico x.com/Suzierizzo1/st…

@Rainmaker1973 Whoa! You're telling me that airplanes are made up of expensive parts?! No friggin way!!!

Airplane tires cost thousands of dollars each, and planes use multiple, let that sink in.

@UNCballTalk So how does one get owned an apology? (English isn't my first language, so please help)

I am owned an apology for being crucified about my takes on Hubert. I tried to tell you guys…

“We’ll get em’ tomorrow, boys. Best of 5.” Mark DeRosa on losing the WBC.

@MerriamWebster @SUPERSTISM r/titlegore

@SUPERSTISM (explodes)

🚨 HBO confirms “The Pitt” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital streaming and the media began. Congratulations 🎉

@JomboyMedia Why was that video 1 minute? The fan interference (with no replay offered) took 7 seconds, tops

One of the more blatant fan interferences that you'll see lol

@SportsAnthony Maybe baseball isn't for you

How is it that we INVENTED THIS SPORT AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER COUNTRY PLAYS IT WITH MORE JOY AND HAS MORE FUN WITH IT THAN US?!?!?!?!?! #WorldBaseballClassic

Taking off. See you on air tmrw!

@awfulannouncing What an incredibly poorly worded post.

MLB telecasts will not differentiate ball and strike animations in the on-screen strike-zone box with introduction of ABS. awfulannouncing.com/news/telecasts…

My mind is like someone emptied the kitchen junk drawer onto a trampoline

@KeithOlbermann @stephenasmith Stephen A. Smith has Stephen A. Smith Derangement Syndrome. Patient Zero. No chance of it spreading. In fact, what's the opposite of 'contagious'?

There are a thousand things wrong here and the primary one is that @stephenasmith is intellectually lazy and uninformed. But the dangerous one is that he thinks there is some sort of draft "Stephen A. Shit For President" movement

@chucktodd He's got Stephen A. Smith Derangement Syndrome. Patient zero. It's not contagious. Come to think of it -- what's the opposite of contagious?

Let’s not be naive. If he had “no desire” he would rule it out.

BREAKING: Kansas does not storm the court after beating #1 Arizona

@SFUCKINGJ These are the real questions. Much love, sfj.

Forget bad, why is he a bunny???

@barstoolsports Almost got the words right

Jon Scheyer Still Trying To Court Storms Banned Is A Good Reminder That We All Need To Hate Duke More s.barstool.link/c/article-3562…

On Saturday night, Duke men’s basketball coach alleged multiple assaults occurring against his staff. If provided with evidence to support these allegations, they should be charged and we will prosecute. 1/2

@iamAtheistGirl Damn. Exactly.