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@hotspurreports @NicoSchira He’s calling himself Sandro now?

🚨🇮🇹 Roberto De Zerbi is making an attempt to have Sandro Nesta in his staff at Tottenham as an assistant. Nesta had preferred to work as head-coach until now, but he’s evaluating the proposal. [@NicoSchira]

@retrofootballnw Hirst, CM legend

A classic opening day match in 1994. #SWFC 3 #THFC 4 This was our first look at the all-out attack tactics from Ossie Ardiles that included Jürgen Klinsmann. And of course THAT celebration. #COYS

Orbán trapper opp krigen mot journalister før valget 12 april. Ungarn sikter landets mest kjente gravejournalist for spionasje. Bakgrunnen er avsløringen om at Ungarns Umin ringer til Kreml fra lukkete møter i EU

This US congressman has done an excellent job in summarizing Anders Behring Breivik's manifesto

Der hadde noen flaks igjen gitt…

@ik_fiinn It was a great day

Nah.. this final was pure chaos 😭

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@SpursOfficial @Castrol Just show up this time

A trip to Anfield is next 🔜 👉 @Castrol

Misforstod de Team America for en dokumentar?

This is bullshit. Australia did it for its own reasons — the process was well underway before Trump’s public statements. It was all over the news, there would have a public outcry if they’d not offered asylum. The timeline and the local political calculus shows Trump had no role.

Trump has used his office to enrich himself on a Mobutu scale. He could amply afford to buy American-made dress shoes for his courtiers and henchmen. But no, cheap Chinese shoes it is for Team Trump - and in the wrong sizes too, to make it extra humiliating.

Oh. My. God. He makes ALL of the men in his cabinet wear these Florsheim Oxfords? And none of them fit?

@rfkenmore Cooked

Vans... Boat Shoes? Is this cooked or cooking?

@robbysoave You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about

The one on the left looks fine to good, the one on the right is abysmally terrible and I would question the sanity of anyone who thought otherwise.

@kiheger Ikke lenge til Rune Fardal får sjansen her nå

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@eurofootcom @BBCSport Finally a correct list

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗞️ @BBCSport named their top 10 centre forwards of the 21st century... 1) Ronaldo Nazario🇧🇷 2) Harry Kane🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3) Erling Haaland🇳🇴 4) Thierry Henry🇫🇷 5) Robert Lewandowski🇵🇱 6) Didier Drogba🇨🇮 7) Karim Benzema🇫🇷 8) Zlatan Ibrahimović🇸🇪 9) Luis Suarez🇺🇾 10) Miroslav Klose🇩🇪

@mechanical_monk This is what looksmaxxing looks like

2 months in, gf is slowly menswearguying me before and after

Last week, FBI Director Kash Patel fired a dozen FBI agents and staff as retribution for a Trump probe. The group Patel targeted? An elite counterespionage unit that specializes in Iran. @CarolLeonnig builds off of New York Sun reporting. ms.now/news/kash-pate…

This is hilarious especially coming from Europe. @doctorow would be proud #enshittification

Insane: according to Rubio the "imminent threat" that Iran posed - that justified "preemptive war" - was that the U.S. knew Israel would attack them, and they expected Iran would respond. x.com/Acyn/status/20… It's literally the equivalent of saying "I knew that guy was a threat because I knew he'd shoot back after getting shot by my friend." Rubio calls striking Iran in that context "going proactively in a defensive way", which has got to be one of the most Orwellian sentences ever uttered by a Secretary of State. Any normal can see that what this actually means was that those under "imminent threat" were actually Iran. Rubio just admitted very clearly that Iran was the victim here.