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@Olivia_Reingold @TheFP Pathetic 😂 You can’t help yourself can you. We already like her, you’re just making her cooler.

Rama Duwaji wants the spotlight, just not the scrutiny. My latest for @TheFP

@jakewoolf Shoulda sized up. Got that button stressing

Trying something new I bought jeans that actually fit me in the waist. Normally i size up and belt because I prefer the leg shape but felt these Ralph jeans fit well without the need to cinch the waist Idk, my eye is so warped from years of doing the size up thing Thoughts?

@RyanGarcia King 👑

Since I won 120,00 I’ll give one person 10k who likes this tweet and follows me. Let’s go

@jakewoolf Did my wedding suit. Good folks.

Summer wedding suit season is here, so I went to my favorite tailor in NY to find out what I’ll be wearing to all my summer weddings on the calendar. If you’re wondering what to wear then watch for inspo—from black tie rules to no dress code style and everything in between

@imfynerthanfyne Says the bitch begging for lunch money 😭

pick a struggle 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m so irritated

@_9th_Life_ Where do you source?

Reta is pretty fucking amazing tbh

They ask us all to integrate and assimilate into Western culture and the minute we do they get mad at us. Lots to ponder.

@iiwasinthee212 We’re gonna pass, Isrealia Banks. ✡️✡️✡️

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

@MattWalshBlog Fucking idiot is surprised Tejas has Latino residents? Their names are as American as yours you shit mick.

Ah yes, “Texas teens” named Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda. Good old American names. Texans through and through.

@MaxNordau @crtdeferencia Judío de mierda con opiniones sobre el comunismo? Si fueron ustedes quien lo inventaron animal.

@crtdeferencia No voy a aceptar que un comunista me dé lecciones sobre derechos humanos. Los comunistas ni siquiera son personas.

75% of Democrat voters apparently believe that there was a genocide in Gaza. But there wasn’t a genocide in Gaza. So you have a large segment of the population believing an insane conspiracy theory. What happens when a society completely disconnects itself from reality?

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

@Iberian_America @SommerSoundOff Says the vagabond gringo trying to stretch is measly dollar in Latin America 😂

@SommerSoundOff May every Mexican taxi driver soon find himself unemployed & homeless

Taxi drivers in Mexico City are always kinda funny 🇲🇽 Tonight I had some sirloin tacos When I was ready to go home at around 10 PM, I checked prices on Uber 💰 For a 10 minute ride, the price was 47 pesos Out of curiosity, I asked a taxi driver I saw parked across the street 🚖 It wasn't a busy street. Very little foot traffic. Few other clients for the guy But it's also night time so I get prices are higher 🌙 I ask him "how much would it be to take me home?" I know also they have those little machines that most taxis use but in my experience taxi drivers don't like using those at night in CDMX lol And you never know if it's rigged or not So what was the price? He quoted me 300 pesos lmao 🤑 For a 10 minute ride I thought to myself "what do I look like an ATM to you?" 🙄 "Ah ok gracias" I said Got an Uber in 5 minutes. 47 pesos The Uber driver parked some feet ahead of the taxi He saw me enter Uber eating his lunch because the fella was too greedy 😏 It ain't no mystery why taxi drivers hate Uber in Mexico City They can't get away with their BS negotiations and pricing Uber has definitely been a major plus to life in the Third World 💯

@Viviannecrossed I enjoyed it too! Sans butt plug.

I wore a butt plug to dinner 😇

@boldandSharpe @DiscussingFilm Die mad, ho

@DiscussingFilm I will not watch this movie because of Javier Bardem yesterday's statement at Oscar

All character posters for ‘DUNE: PART 3’. Trailer releases tomorrow.

@docmurdock @narendramodi @PahlaviReza Shut your cuck ass up

@narendramodi Then tell IRAN to SURRENDER, DISMANTLE THE IRGC and the RADICAL ISLAMIC REGIME, HOLD ELECTIONS AND SEAT @PahlaviReza as the rightful ruler of the country.

Had a conversation with Iranian President, Dr. Masoud Pezeshkian, to discuss the serious situation in the region. Expressed deep concern over the escalation of tensions and the loss of civilian lives as well as damage to civilian infrastructure. The safety and security of Indian nationals, along with the need for unhindered transit of goods and energy, remain India’s top priorities. Reiterated India’s commitment to peace and stability and urged for dialogue and diplomacy. @drpezeshkian

سَنقرع أبوَاب الجنَّة بجَماجم الصَّـ ـهاينَة ..

@Texasdrifterr @WhiteAyatollah And you sound like a bitch

@Texasdrifterr @WhiteAyatollah Take that down

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.