Jonathan Bennett

@MSugma71483 @HiddenYorkshire Interestingly Cromwell and Pepys attended the same school, Huntingdon Grammar.

@HiddenYorkshire The interesting thing about the lascivious Samuel Pepys is that he was a Puritan sympathiser and didn’t like seeing Puritans being mocked. He also liked Oliver Cromwell and saw him as a great man.

samuel pepys' diary is FRYING ME like what do you mean he records in explicit detail having it off with his servant, getting caught by his wife, feeling no remorse, then having the temerity to spend more time being pissed off at his wife being catholic and upset at him...

@currys Chips!

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@CHartleyPhotos Love it. Live 3 miles from it. Have placed order. ✈️📷

Lots of requests so have made this available to order on my website. Limited to smaller sizes due to it being a heavy crop and preserving quality clairehartleyphotography.com/Galleries/Avia…

@LeicesterTigers Congrats @olliechessum! First @carresgrammar boy to be a Lion I think! For some reason I missed selection again…. 🦁 🏉

That’s it. That’s the moment. Ollie Chessum finds out he’s going on tour with the British & Irish Lions.

@fasc1nate Crisp?

Encyclopedia of sandwiches

Representing @HMCTSgovuk at #ukreiff next month. Looking to connect with developers, investors and funders with strong track records in public building projects. We have a substantial development opportunity in central #Birmingham - DM me if you’d like to discuss!

@JackieMeek6 Needs 2 tape decks for computer game… copying.

Today's kids will never understand the sheer magnificence of this structure in your home.👇👇👇👇👇👇👇#BackInTheDay #Memories

@zcelliott Still trying

@jonathanb70 I see the dad jokes aren’t improving.

Easy. Offer to leave. One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

@TheRugbyPaper Red Lion, Biggleswade!

🏆 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OTD: 21 years ago today, Jonny Wilkinson slotted a drop goal to hand England their first, and only, Rugby World Cup! Where were you on the day? #RugbyWorldCup

@SketchLisa Awful isn’t it? 😁

@RichardMOsborn @ExcelloLaw @LeicsLawSociety Well done!

Delighted for @ExcelloLaw to be Highly Commended in the Large Law Firm of the Year category at this evening’s @LeicsLawSociety Annual Awards…

@SimonCalder Nothing compares to U. Prince v Sinead O Connor

Songs where the original and the cover are very different, but both are brilliant? I'll start: Always on my mind – Elvis and Pet Shop Boys. It must be love – Labi Siffre and Madness.

@1940Andy @RealDMitchell Most #unruly. No mention of Edward The Confessor’s passing in the 6th Jan Evening Standard..?

Sad news from the announcements page of the local newspaper in Hastings:

@rebleg18 @Nigelrefowens Ah.

@Nigelrefowens Please don’t jinx us ☘️🏉💚

O well this has started well 🙈

@Andy_Ross1962 @raceyemu @_MikeMcKay @fesshole I worked in a pub that did this every week!

@raceyemu @_MikeMcKay @fesshole Absolutely bollocks.

Every single British pub I worked in used to empty the drip trays into a bucket, then would filter them back into the kegs at the end of the night. Every single one.

@SixNationsRugby Winner

One word answer, who takes it home? 🏆🌟

@SimonCalder But wasn’t it the most flights ever being reported a week or so ago by @flightradar24 ?

Heathrow: passenger numbers have not yet recovered from Covid, and the airport says the cost-of-living crisis is cutting demand for the rest of the year. After losing £500 per minute between January and June, Heathrow wants passenger charges to increase. independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

@PlanningShit one for this group I think. From our friends across the pond.