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Put on Gunsmoke and now my grandma's getting racist

We are confident we will win this election and are looking forward to sitting down at the bargaining table and beginning to make a change for the better. Together we can work to make Arena & Wizards a better place for everyone. This is the power of collective action! ✊️

@bigmtadventure @wildstwawberry Is this satire?

@wildstwawberry The hate these two cards get is unreal. Instead of complaining about green's only real ramp option in the meta, start demanding White and Black getting their own versions of ramp. Make Dark Ritual legal in standard at least.

Here’s a skill test for Magic players: Point to the low mana cost creature that when left unchecked can ramp your opponent into a near-unstoppable mana advantage!

am i the first guy to get swatted to this song

@CococonutGun @33elkMTG I think part of it was wanting to make people feel smart when they realize 2^6 is more than the number of cards in your opponents library

@33elkMTG omg hi 3/3 elk

My only complaint really is that it didnt go for like way too long like no room for flavor text

@ArachnOhno it's a joke you dumb fucking idiot. Fuck you you stupid piece of shit

This is how we made a brand new special attack for one of our oldest characters 🐳

Too white to call my house my crib 😕

@Osmtgfan @libbysalt As an enfranchised player, they can come across cringe, but when I was learning a few years ago, their content was much more accessible to me for that reason. I really think they are more meant for different audiences

@libbysalt Average card market video: Player: *makes an obvious play* *3 different sound effects play at the same time* -cut to post match interview clip. Player: so, here is why that just happened... The goldfish videos are just a window onto reality. Clean, easy, and digestible.

MTG Goldfish is like if the cardmarket guys weren’t annoying as fuck

@libbysalt Lowkey the card market guys are innovators, despite how millennial they can come across

@notyabt I think that's a nasty way to look at things

@LizzosChart Yes and she got Tourette. These performative acts are old now so she changes to other performative.

do yall remember when billie elish was a lesbian

@4Tournaments That's art

Vintage Cube is a strange and hard world sometimes

@pisssippa AND your name is pisssippa

I have had so many awesome opportunities and met so many incredible people through this show. I didn’t know it but I needed this show in my life very badly. It’ll all end one day, but I’m glad it’s here now and I’m glad I could be a part of it in some way.

I don’t know how I managed to remember this exactly on the day, but it’s now been a full year that I’ve had the privilege to work with Nick and Alex on M2AF. Thank you to everyone who has supported the show it’s very cool that I get to do this <3

WON EGGDOG TOURNEY AND MY FIRST TOURNEY UNDER @TheYard WOOOOOOO

i'm gay yall. leave your thoughts below about this.

@StrataGames What deck did you bring?

Made top 8 in the pauper 1K at SCGCon Cincinnati! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgpauper

Practicing my next POPOFF

Following an influencer prompt, I realized some real synergy between Pramikon and Basandra. Since each player only has one player they can attack at a time, you can much more easily force your opponent to make bad attacks.

@chaosjut And if I am a giant fag? What now

@holeliker Most people arent giant fags and dont care about that gay shit, and I mean rap and hip hop in general

it’s crazy how everyone just moved on from the drake and kendrick beef after drake fucking won

@porterrobinson I look at ur face and am like "I want to live there" 😗