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Jonathan Spain

@jondspain

A look at your heart, could save your life

Rockaway, NJ Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Nikki Gist
Nikki Gist@NikkiNic9384·
Asking me to go to the west side of Jersey from the shore is like asking me to go to another country 😮‍💨 I hardly ever go out that way but when I do I’m reminded why I don’t lol Is that how NYers feel when someone asks them to come to another borough?
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Don La Greca
Don La Greca@DonLagreca·
Hanging in Nashville! Highly recommend!
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JJ Watt
JJ Watt@JJWatt·
Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@NikkiNic9384 People can’t figure out how to get onto 287, whether it be from 80 E or 24 W
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Nikki Gist
Nikki Gist@NikkiNic9384·
Rt 78 & Rt 24 can also kick rocks 🙄 It’s just impossible to get anywhere in NJ in an efficient manner. Ever 🤬🤬 Even when you think you left early enough - nope. It’s never early enough.
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@art_stapleton He should be in already. Sadly he may not get in until the last possible moment.
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@NikkiNic9384 Worst in what way though? 287 for speed, 280 for stupidity and 22 for congestion, at least in the east section of it, once you get more west of Bridgewater it’s not too bad.
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Nikki Gist
Nikki Gist@NikkiNic9384·
What’s the worst road in Jersey and why is it either 280 or 287 on any given day 🙄🤬🤬🤬
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@NikkiNic9384 Could be lazy and not wanting to put up next season, or just loves Christmas year round
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Nikki Gist
Nikki Gist@NikkiNic9384·
Seriously. It’s February 5th Take down your Christmas decorations Why is my neighborhood like this? 🤯🤯 Surely you can’t possibly still be in the Christmas spirit in February
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@oldguy_steve This is why it’s a minimum wage job, not a career. Stay in school kids and learn arithmetic.
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Steve
Steve@oldguy_steve·
My wife and I went through the McDonald's drive-thru window, and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said, 'We're sorry, but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then returned 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at McDonald's.
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Rachel Herzog
Rachel Herzog@RachelMHerzog·
Travel days feel long sometimes, but moments like these at 2 am make you feel so so grateful. My first time ever seeing the northern lights flying over Vancouver last night 🥹
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@DesireeAmerica4 Should do the same thing to people that can’t follow commands behind the wheel of a car.
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
Imagine looking out your window, wheels down, seconds from landing, and suddenly the pilot slams the throttle and pulls straight up. ​That’s what happened to Southwest Flight 2504 at Chicago Midway. They were feet from the ground when a private jet just casually strolled onto the runway without clearance. ​The investigation just confirmed the worst part: The private pilot was TOLD to stop. He repeated the order. And then he crossed anyway. ​The Southwest pilot’s split-second reaction is the only reason 143 people went home to their families instead of the morgue. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is now threatening to pull licenses, and frankly, it’s about time. ​If you can't follow a simple instruction, you don't belong in a cockpit. ​Would you get back on a plane after seeing this out your window?
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Nikki Gist
Nikki Gist@NikkiNic9384·
@ABC It’s waaayy more than 175k 🤣
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ABC News@ABC·
NEW: At least 175,000 Verizon customers across the nation experienced a service outage, according to service disruption tracker Downdetector. abcnews.link/NFr6Rii
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Art Stapleton
Art Stapleton@art_stapleton·
Would be kinda funny if John Harbaugh looks to leave and Steve Tisch's flight crew is like, "Sorry, mandated rest. See you in the morning."
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Jonathan Spain
Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@MLFootball Because it’s filthy and they support their own until their own don’t do what’s expected. This is why I refuse to attend events in that town. I go in neutral for the history and that’s it
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MLFootball
MLFootball@MLFootball·
🚨🚨THIS IS DISGUSTING🚨🚨 #EAGLES FANS WERE THROWING BEER CANS AT #49ERS FANS AS THEY ENTERED THE STADIUM TODAY… 😬😬😬 The local Philadelphia police did nothing about it, even though the San Francisco fans were allegedly being harassed.
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Art Stapleton
Art Stapleton@art_stapleton·
Bills win. McDermott survives Harbaugh Watch.
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Annie Agar
Annie Agar@AnnieAgar·
there’s no way this should be happening.
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Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
Does nobody watch film these days? Did nobody watch the giants collapses this season and learn how to finish out a game with a lead? Obviously not
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Dan Orlovsky
Dan Orlovsky@danorlovsky7·
I don’t care what anyone says If I’m a HC—take me to the @Giants
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Jonathan Spain@jondspain·
@LicensePlateGuy It was nice walking out of there with a win, and actually feeling like a home game for the first time in a long time.
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LPG - NYG
LPG - NYG@LicensePlateGuy·
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