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Matt Jones

@jones5664

When I die, put my ashes in a bounce house.

buffalo Katılım Kasım 2009
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Matt Jones@jones5664·
And that right there folks is how you pick and entire ufc card #UFC314
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We are so rattled it’s insane. Pure self sabotage
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Matt Jones@jones5664·
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Matt Royer
Matt Royer@royermattw·
Childbirth in the US can cost over $5K out of pocket with insurance and in network. Over $25K if not. Most Parents get only 8 weeks leave. Daycare in the US averages $15K per child a year. Everyday expenses average $24K per child per year Rent is over 42% of income for most Americans, especially with kids. Median HH Income for couples: ~$95K But yeah it’s Candy Crush preventing them.
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“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

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Did ANYONE ask ruff about helenius????
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Degen CPA@DrewVento·
I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations
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@ckiser40 @MMAFIXED He does horrible under pressure tho. Doesn’t even like fighting in his own state.
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C.R. Kiser@ckiser40·
@MMAFIXED Depends on which Derrick shows up. I think the President requesting him on the card may give him some real motivation.
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MMA FIXED@MMAFIXED·
Does anyone else think Derrick Lewis might flatline this guy?
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Sal Capaccio 🏈
Sal Capaccio 🏈@SalSports·
If the Bills wanted Cooper that badly, they could’ve drafted him TWICE before they made that deal. 26 and 28. Traded out both times. Maybe they would’ve taken him at 31 🤷🏻‍♂️ but to suggest some sort of screw job for a guy they loved can be easily, factually dismissed.
John Frascella (Football)@NFLFrascella

The Jets traded up to get Omar Cooper because their intel indicated the Bills were gonna take him, wow… this is a new era in the AFC East… Darren Mougey is very smart, very sharp

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Aaron@Aaroniykyk·
Ostlund will be out. Sabres need to add Norris and Helenius to the lineup and subtract Kozak
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Chief@BarstoolChief·
Pasta going right at the fans after that goal makes me nervous for Buffalo
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Derek Kramer
Derek Kramer@DerekKramer49·
Honestly, I wonder if Krebs should get some extra shifts to center Doan and Benson with Ostlund out.
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@CMDeDominicis Lindy will always care more about roles that skill. Just the way he is
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Chad DeDominicis@CMDeDominicis·
I’m growing increasingly annoyed for some reason they passed on going 72-86-71-9 down the middle today. It’s hard because I get the logic Lindy had after Game 3 and 4 but you have to put your best lineup out.
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Pete Blackburn@PeteBlackburn·
PASTA TALK THAT SHIT
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@Nippeolus @PeteBlackburn Simmer down… would’ve made a lot of people feel better had they showed it like this on the broadcast.i feel better now at least
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Brandon
Brandon@Bwiseman37·
@SneakyJoeSports Someone should ask Lindy why he didn’t challenge the offside
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Sneaky Joe
Sneaky Joe@SneakyJoeSports·
I was a bit unplugged before the game, but an awful lot of my group chats are blaming Kyle Okposo for that result.
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