Jon Gomm

New single Shchedryk (Carol Of The Bells) out today. My take on the Ukrainian folk anthem turned Xmas classic If you think it's worth a like/comment/share please don't hold back Stream / full video / guitar tab / lesson video / t-shirt / art print at jongomm.com

@baptist_news Hey everyone this is about EXCLUDING WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE A CORRUPTING INFLUENCE This is puritan / Taliban / handmaid deeply evil stuff

Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust bit.ly/4b2LJ02

@carpeangela My NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER gets mad if I look at my phone during MOANA 7: SMELL OF THE ROCK And she is right. About the phone, not her choice of movie

scolded someone so hard at The Odyssey for being on their phone during the movie that they just left the theater and never came back

@saintcharlesss A perfect song. Just heartbreaking, with a beauty so pure it's crystalline, yet all soft and human at the same time

very humbling for musicians because you almost think “I could make something like this” except then you listen to the whole song and you absolutely couldn’t and also there’s no way you would have come up with the bass parts or have said so much in such succinct lyrics

@seegerdyke Denis quietly leaving the room

Those teacher memes are so funny to me cos they remind me when I was in kindergarten my teacher would have us replace the first letter of our name with a different letter as we learned the alphabet and my classmate Cooper bawled his eyes out when we got to “P”

@conor_brn Thanks. What? No, it's my mum, it's not Cristiano Ronaldo, why does everyone say that

Hey man that portrait tattoo of a person you have is really great. Especially the eyes, they look so good and absolutely not completely fucking fucked

@JamesAlexKirby me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

@lock_dok @kenobi1_obi Does he paint the celebrities on British fairground rides

@kenobi1_obi Here's the finished image. Don't burn your time watching slop

American walls are so funny because what do you mean you can just press your wall in and make a hole

@kenobi1_obi WHERE DA BRICK

@B0Y_TR0Y "OTHER PEOPLE BEING [literally any race/gender/disability/etc] IS UNFAIR ON ME"

so like a preference

@apatchworkboy They are awesome

Ever get that feeling you’re being watched…?

@CantEverDie He-tard is what boy gymnasts wear

the average transphobe is 6 years old

@ruby_rafaelina Some people fall in love with their imagined idea of a person, superimposed on somebody. Such people are imaginary to themselves, their real self buried. They live imaginary lives, have imaginary kids. TBH I think they're everywhere

It gets so much worse

@HashashinTag Amazing!

@jongomm FOUND alhamdulillah

no seriously how did I lose my whole entire wheelchair charger

@LizKershawDJ Liz I'm curious if I'm right about something: If instead of posting words, you could make your own saliva spit out from people's phones and hit them in the face, I think you would totally do that ?

Apparently this dress is by Victoria Beckham. Bit nasty of her to let Mrs Burnham pay 900 quid for something in Crimpelene that doesn't fit her. Sisterhood eh?in

@PunchKickson @GoodwinMJ ... One of the things I'm most proud of about modern Britain, is how clear-eyed we are about our own history. We take pride in the accomplishments, but admit failures. We see the flaws in our heros We don't lie to ourselves. It gives me hope for the future

@PunchKickson @GoodwinMJ Fighting the Nazis was right, but the bombing of Dresden was wrong. Ending the slave trade was right, but doing it in the first place was wrong, and we didn't free the slaves in our colonies for another generation It's not goodies and baddies is it And get this....

This doesn’t surprise me at all. As I wrote some time ago, there is now a war against our past. mattgoodwin.org/p/what-the-rem…

@tom550993 Really? Well I challenge you to sit and listen to You're Beautiful all the way through without smashing your own face against the floor or at least stabbing your ear holes The blood on that man's hands. Unimaginable

James blunt is awesome.

@hausofdecline What a fucking great post

My general rule for feeling mentally well is understanding that the more I judge others negatively, the more I anticipate negative judgement from others. Practicing kindness and leniency and forgiveness has no guarantee of reciprocation, but it puts you in a better state of mind.

@HashashinTag Any luck?

@jongomm I love your confidence in my ability to locate this cunning goblin of a device

@DomainDead Omg this is the only gaming device I own, I'm gonna dig it out of the basement and illegalify it

Yeah this jailbroken vita stuff bangs