Jon Kirby

I am one mild inconvenience away from renovating a bus and traveling the country with my significant other and cat.

There are two types of people. Those that say Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride during Lilo and Stitch is the most wholesome thing in cinema, and damn liars.

FINAL: the other team scored more runs than us

The main thing I miss about having a @UniversalORL pass is seeing the Blues Brothers.

Country bears at ~8pm on January 26th 2024

@beckycali Totally unbiased, but go to Florida.

for my bday should i 1) save money and go to florida 2) disney cruise 3) vegas

@MrBeast Didn’t you ever see @MatPatGT video where if you plan ahead you can live in a grocery store forever.

I messed up.. I bought a random grocery store and told a random person I’d give him $10,000 everyday he lives in it and it’s been weeks and he shows no signs of ever leaving. I’m gonna go broke 😭

It’s been way too long since I’ve purchased an obnoxious amount of TouchTunes tokens at an Applebee’s

@_thebards They have great WiFi, but you have to be 5-10 minutes away from the terminals to get decent cell service.

Literally the best segment that’s happened

So, inspired by Hank, we are in fact submitting Game Changer for an Emmy. If you're an academy member, or know any academy members, please consider giving us your vote and/or spreading the word about our silly little show! 🙏🗳️ #emmyforgamechanger

@MrBeast @Twitch Watch Mr. Beast make his own platform called Beast which is like Twitch but actually cares about creators/streamers

Hey @Twitch how about instead of handicapping what creators make, you help them make more? Seems more logical.

@_thebards Genuinely how do you make friends

@healingfromlc This is when you ask those who say Covid doesn’t exist to meet with you in person, maskless in a small room, for 15-30 minutes to have a small debate about Covid and how long term effects exist. Bet they won’t bc they secretly know it exists.

That’s when the anti-maskers started coming after me.

"No one cared who i was until i put on the mask"

When there's an impromptu talent show, you need to summon the Beetlejuice of game shows: @howiemandel ✅#GameChanger (@JacobWysocki / @adamconover)

@therealweissman Did this video get deleted?

With actual mini bagels: youtu.be/zlvwLPZNBOY

So School of Rock is one of my favorite movies from my childhood. However, Jack Black’s character would definitely be facing some jail time after the events of the movie.