Jonny Poulter

@_lfcsb Whats the point? I get the idea but they know about how we feel about ticket prices, they just dont give a fuck. Everything we ask for and suggest on their surveys they do the direct opposite

🗣️ Tell us what you think 🗣️ After today’s announcement on tickets prices, tell us what you think - how it affects you, what you think we can call for and what we should do next Fill in the short survey here, and share with supporters forms.office.com/e/8zBGHyuL38

To be fair when Phil Dutton told me I was kicked off the FA Cup ACS because ‘we need to give other fans a chance to go’ was a clear sign that they want to price a lot of us out so they can get their once a season tourists. Just tell Dom to stop trying to gee up the crowd, eh?!

@L1webtips 100% not their fault. Hopefully a payrise coming for them with the additional revenue, unfortunately I doubt it!

@jonnyplfc6 To be clear, staff in that ticket office are hard-working, passionate supporters like us. They work in a stressful environment and do a lot to help supporters day in and day out with all kinds of ticketing issues that come up.

Nice new glass partitions behind the ticket office window! Spent our extra £1.50 a week already it seems

@MrMattyjohnson I have manes boots from that game

He’s scored 255* goals for us in 435* games for us. But this one, without doubt for me will be the stand out.

@JRFArmstrong @HexhamRaces Champion!

@jonnyplfc6 @HexhamRaces No

As of 4pm @HexhamRaces we have had 11mm (still raining) and have eased back to Good to Soft, it’s likely to ease again given more rain is forecast.

@MoSalah It feels like Jurgen all over again apart from this announcement was half expected. You give everything and more! Broke every record there was to be broken and won every single trophy possible! Possibly the greatest liverpool player of all time and that's the greatest achievement of them all when you talk about the greats our club has produced! We fell in love with you instantly, at one point! You had us worshipping Allah! "Score another few and I'll be Muslin too" Shkraan ealaa aldhikrayat! ❤️🇪🇬

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@elonmusk How will ID help? If they want to rig an election, they'll rig it anyway!

Unless we have photo ID, elections are obviously subject to massive unprovable fraud

@SunderlandAFC One of the drawbacks.

Or tennis

Gotta be one boring miserable bustard to sit and watch golf on tele

Or cricket

Hahahahahahahhaha piers in tears

@Rory_Bond Want me to draft you a job ad? Got a good one their for a marketing role

@jonnyplfc6 HAHAHAHAHAA

Been asked to write a message on a ‘thinking of you’ card for a woman at work whose dog has died. No idea what to do. I can’t do sincere. If we’d had a better quarter on the website I’d contemplate resignation. Any suggestions?

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@Rory_Bond Hahahahahahahhaahhqq

The big guns coming out the wardrobe tonight